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May 06 2008

Cottage Cheese… Hail Damage… Pock Marks… This Shit Is Gross.

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Failed actress Mischa Barton swore she looked hot on her balcony as she posed for the paparazzi, but she forgot to cover the major hail damage that was on her legs and booty.

That shit isn’t even really hail damage… that’s meteor damage! Can’t she afford to get that fixed? Well I take that back… I saw her last summer on the PCH and homegirl was driving a Ford Explorer with a big ass dent on the side. Does everything she own have dents on it?!

22-years-old with cellulite… damn shame.


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