Archive for the ‘Amy Winehouse’ Category:
Cracksicles Anyone?
Dope fiend Amy Crackhouse passed out popsicles to some kids outside her home in London on Wednesday.
Something about that sounds like sanitations! And I would NOT let my kids eat that shit.
Amy Crackhouse Wears Diapers!
Ew, looks like all the crack has given Amy Winehouse a weak bladder.
Homegirl was photographed wearing a diaper under her dress.
Click here to see this major health alert.
Gushing Blood. Open Wounds. The Life Of A Dope Fiend.
Dope fiend Amy Winehouse sported bloody knees while out in London.
I wonder what caused this bloody look? Blowing whistle on concrete? Getting shanked by a crack midget? Either way, Amy is extremely gutter.
Absolutely DISGUSTING, REPULSIVE, & SICKENING.
Dope fiend Amy Winehouse looked a hot ass mess as she waited for the pizza man outside of an England recording studio on Tuesday.
What is going on inside of these recording studios for her to be walking around like that?! Fucking for tracks? Crack for tracks? I would not eat one slice of pizza around that. That is definitely a health alert.
Crackburger Anyone?
Amy Winehouse is just like us mortals! She stopped by a London McDonalds and grabbed some cheeseburgers. When I watch this video I can’t help but think about the crackhead from the movie Friday saying, “I got dese cheeseburgers…”
Poor Amy, she looks beat the fuck out. I can’t believe she asked them not to put any “rotten” pictures of her in the magazines. Bitch is rotten.
FREE AMY CRACKHOUSE!
Wooo… That was a close one. No crotch shots from Amy. PLEASE!
Amy Winehouse was arrested today on suspicion of assault! WTF? Suspicion? The Sun is reporting that she already spent half an hour with Scotland Yard this evening after arriving 2 hours late for her police interview.
She supposedly head butted one guy and punched another earlier this week. Gangster! Amy doesn’t take any shit.
Homegirl could face up to 6-months in jail if she’s convicted. She’s expected to be released from Holborn Police Station later today.
Funny…
Record Label to Amy Crackhouse: Crack or New Music? Choose!
For some reason I’m betting she’ll most likely go with the former.
Execs at Universal are giving dope fiend, Amy Winehouse, an ultimatum: either get off the crack or you’re never coming out with a new album!
“Amy has been reminded of her responsibilities. Unless she is clean she will not be allowed to release another album,” says a source to the Sun. “She took notice when Lucian talked to her earlier in the year and agreed to go to rehab. But she didn’t take it seriously enough.”
In the words of the late Rick James, crack must be “one hell of a drug,” for you to basically risk EVERYTHING for it.
The source then went onto say, “They would never release her from her deal, they would just not put an album out.”
Poor Crackhouse. I guess we’ll never be hearing new shit from her ass.
No, She Is Not!
Dope fiend, Amy Winehouse, downs what appears to be a shot of something alcoholic, while holding someone’s baby. Child Protective Services needs to go ahead and scoop up that kid!
Would You Drink Tea From Amy Crackhouse?
I would!!! Drug addict Amy Winehouse is so nice! She and her tranny friend gave tea to the paparazzi outside of her London home last night. I wonder what it was laced with… Can you put crack in a tea bag?
