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OMG, Pete Is So Funny!
Who would walk around with Pete Wentz, looking a damn fool, while he wears a plate on his face? Meeee! And apparently his wife (wow, that felt wierd), Ashlee Wentz!
To get your ad on Pete’s face email jon@douchebag.com!
Oh No She Didn’t!
Ashlee Simpson was in London promoting that lame ass album she has out and while on the talk show, “Nokia Green Room” she had the AUDACITY to call Britney Spears trashy!
Ashlee was asked what she thought, “You’ve had one too many Britney Spears’” meant. It means one too many beers, but Ashlee said she thinks it means “one too many trashy girls.”
The nerve!
And just for shits and giggles, Ashlee’s album, Bittersweet World, sold only 57,000 copies in its first week (that’s less than Paris Hilton’s debut album), while Britney’s last album, Blackout, sold 289,000 copies its first week with NO PROMOTION whatsoever.
STFU
Ashlee Simpson performed songs off of her flop album, Bittersweet World, at Bravo Supershow in Nuremburg. I’m glad these pictures don’t come with sound, because I’m sure she sounded like shit. From the looks of it, she’s obviously not preggers anymore. Gee, the things people do and say to bring attention to their albums.
Wow….
My mouth dropped when I saw Ashlee Simpson on the new cover of Shape magazine! I didn’t know she was that hot, no wonder Pete Wentz slipped a ring on that bitches finger.
Double Dates For Ashlee, Nicole and Their Mens!
Newly engaged and possible parents-to-be, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, had dinner at Virgil’s BBQ in Midtown Manhattan last night with new parents, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.
This comes after Ashlee TRL appearance, were she answered a question about her possible pregnancy as “inappropiate.”
Famous people are so fucking stuck on themselves. Just say you’re pregnant and get it over with. Then on top of this, the two couples left the restaurant separately so no one could get a picture of them together. My gosh. Is it that fucking serious?
Ashlee Simpson IS Preggers
Singer Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, because People Magazine said so! Ashlee and her new finance, Pete Wentz, have continuously denied it, but People published this story today:
Ashlee Simpson is pregnant and plans to get married next month at a private residence in Southern California, a source close to her family tells PEOPLE.
Simpson, 23, is engaged to Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, 28, who initially blasted pregnancy rumors as a “witch hunt.”
But on Tuesday, Simpson, sidestepped the rumors during an interview with MTV after taping TRL in New York, saying simply, “Some things you want to keep personal.”
And now the source tells PEOPLE that not only is Simpson pregnant, but that she’s planning to have her wedding in May at a friend’s house in La Jolla, Calif., north of San Diego.
And I’m choosing to believe it, because People never lies… and I’m not being sarcastic.
Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Engaged!
File this under boring ass couples who never have any drama, who I’m jealous of.
Looks like Ashlee Simpson’s new name will soon be “Ashlee Wentz,” now that she’s said “yes” to boyfriend, Pete Wentz’, marriage proposal last night.
“They are ecstatic and can’t wait to be man and wife,” a source told Us Weekly. “They will be getting married before the end of the year.”
So big ups to them. They make a hot couple. They’ve been ddating since 2006 and have not had any public drama, so congratulations!
Heidi Is The Most Stylish Celeb Designer!!!
Laugh the fuck out loud! The results of a new Us Weekly poll has named Heidi Montag the most stylish celebrity designer. Yeah, she has a clothing line called Heidiwood. LAME!
Heidi came in #1 with 486,289 votes (54%). Also on the list were Lauren Conrad at #2 with 373,236 votes (42%), in third was Nicole Richie with 3% of the vote, and Ashlee Simpson was in dead last with less than 1%.
Why is Us Weekly kissing this bitches ass? I think all of the 486,289 who voted for fake ass as best celebrity designer should have their pictures posted online like sex offenders. Because THAT is ridiculous!
Ashlee Got DENIED A Slot On SNL! Poor Girl.
Lip-syncher Ashlee Simpson was flat out denied the opportunity to appear on Saturday Night Live to promote her upcoming flop, Bittersweet World. Ashlee hasn’t appeared on the show since her lip-synch disaster back in 2004.
An insider told the NY Post that Ashlee’s daddy, Joe Simpson, tried to get her the spot, but producers said no because she was ‘a pain’ during her last visit.
Wow, I guess you dont fuck with SNL, they’re holding a 4-year grudge!
Ashlee’s rep has claimed, “We’re not doing SNL because they’re dark the week we are here in April and there were no other opportunities later in the year.’
Suuuuure. DENIED. DENIED. DENIED.
A Tad Bit Better
After everyone talked shit about her first album cover, the Ashlee’s camp has release a new album cover for her upcoming album, Bittersweet World. Its a tad bit better… I guess…
