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Rumer Glenn Willis is Having SEX!
Lame prankster, Ashton Kutcher, had to have the “talk” with his stepdaughters and he unintentionally put one unvirginal, deflowered little slut on blast. He tells Elle:
“I knew that one of the girls had had sex and hadn’t really talked to us about it, so I wanted to create an open forum for her. So over Christmas last year, we had a conversation about sex — all of us except Tallulah, the youngest … and one boyfriend was there.”
He is blatantly talking about Rumer Willis! Gross! What drunk college kid had sex with Rumer Glenn Willis?! I personally wouldn’t be able to get it up, but that’s a different story…
Ashton also had this to say to them about marijuana use, he’s probably talking about that deflowered little slut, Rumer, again.
”I told them that I have a lot of friends who I used to smoke pot with”
Enough. Enough. I would feel really uncomfortable and violated if my step dad, who is only 10 years older than me, said this shit to me.
Ashton Graces Another Cover
Ashton Kutcher graces yet another magazine cover. This time for Details. He talks a bit about Demi Moore, but I’m still more lost after reading it.
“She was the first person who would call me on my shit. She didn’t need me. She straight up didn’t need me. She wanted me, but she didn’t need me, so she could put it on the line . . . I’ve literally just been voted the world’s most eligible bachelor and I’m like, ‘I’m going off the market. I’ve found the one.’ If I had thought about it I would have been like, ‘Nah, nah.’ But what can you do? When you’re in that deep, you can’t think.”
Click here to read the entire interview
Magazine Editors Slam Kutcher’s “Pop Fiction”
Lame prankster Ashton Kutcher’s new show, Pop Fiction, hasn’t been getting the best reviews. Since its premiere earlier this month, the show has failed to deliver and the”pranks” pulled have been ultra lame.
Magazine editors who the show is aim to fool are not impressed and many called bullshit on the pranks when they were first pulled.
One magazine editor said, “It is awful. It’s a mostly a lot of D-listers we don’t care about. [We] wouldn’t cover anyone on that show - with the exception of Avril. This show won’t go anywhere. No one is watching it.”
True. I mean, we at Tabloid Wreck haven’t seen one episode of that shit, nor do we give a fuck. I remember when Ashton was cool back in 2003-2004, then he married that old hag. This Punk’d, prank shit is played, he should try something new.
“If Britney turned out to be sane and it was all a Kutcher hoax, that would be a story,” said the magazine editor.
I wish the Britney mess was a prank.
Lame Pranksters Can Be Hot Too
Ashton Kutcher got almost naked for some lame magazine called VMan. I guess it’s safe to say someones a stuffer.
Paris’ Punks Us All!
Remember a couple of days ago when we all laughed and called Paris Hilton a dumbass, because she was strolling the streets getting “blessed” by a shaman, that we all knew was an actor? Well turns out the joke was on us!
Paris has been shot the scene for an upcoming show thats being produced by prankster, Ashton Kutcher.
“Pop Fiction” is the name of the show and its an eight-episode prank show that’ll be targeting the paparazzi and naive media outlets. The show will feature stars who fell victim of his previous prank show, “Punk’d.”
Apparently, the show has been so much of a secret that E!’s own website fell victim to the Hilton hoax and other planted stories that producers won’t yet reveal.
I wonder what’s been real and what’s been fake? I really feel like I got punk’d! I guess we’ll have to wait until the show premiers on Sunday at 10:30PM (Eastern & Pacific).
Two Nuisances Join Forces
The biggest nuisances in all of reality television, Ashton Kutcher and Tyra Banks, will be teaming up to produce a new reality show on ABC.
The show will showcase women competing in a beauty pageant, but of course there’s a twist. A twist that has been revealed yet!
Personally I think the beauty pageant contestants should get there asses punked into eating food and laying off of coke. Isn’t that all those bitches do? Speaking of Tyra… when is Top Model going off the air? That shits been going on for like 30 or 40 years…
Ashton’s Hepatitis Party
Ashton Kutchers 30th birthday party at New York City’s Socialist Nightclub may have been a party for Hep infections. The NYC Health Department released information that one of the nightclub’s bartenders had tested positive for Hepatitis A. The bartender only worked 3 nights, but one of those was the night of Ashton’s party. The Health Department is urging that everyone who attended the party to go get vaccinated immediately.
Some of the guest included: Demi Moore, Bruce Willis, Liz Tyler, Lucy Liu, Roberto Cavalli, Liv Tyler, Salma Hayek, Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow.
Hepatitis A is not deadly and will most likely just keep you at home for a few days.
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