Archive for the ‘BABIES’ Category:
Finally They Say Something Agreeable.
Word on the street is that Angelina Jolie gave birth to her twins today in France in a "Catholic clinic." That doesn’t sound too prestigious.
Any who, Angie spoke to a London newspaper about how it is not difficult to be a celebrity parent. Whaaat?
She says she’s, ‘very, very lucky’ to have a job where she can work when she wants and sit at home when she wants.
“I’m very, very lucky. A lot of mothers don’t have a job where they can just work a few months in a year and then come out for two days for a press conference,” The Sun quoted her, as saying.
“My schedule is very small in comparison when it comes to hours so I can afford to spend as much time as possible with my children.” (Source )
Wow, I actually respect her for saying this. I’m so used to celebrities bitching and moaning about how they have it so tough, meanwhile I’m thinking they ought to forfeit the multi-million dollar house, the hundred thousand dollar cars and give that shit to me. I’ll take it all GLADLY and not bitch.
Family Day Out…
Spice Girl Mel B had a family day out with Eddie Murphy’s baby, Angel Iris, and her husband Harry Belafonte.
Not with the fam was Mel’s first child, Phoenix Chi. She’s probably out with her dad, Jimmy Gulzar. You know he does not play that shit.
Harry must feel like #9485094 in Mel’s life. So many men… so many kids. Well its only two and two, but over exaggeration is so much fun.
Pissy Pregnant Girl
17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears looked pretty damn pissy, as well as tan and cute, as she stopped by a Mississippi gas station before heading to her second baby shower. Nice hooker heels!
Why a second baby shower you ask? Britney probably fucked the first one up by acting British and running around the house in bikini and that damn pink wig. Poor Jamie Lynn.
Britney At Jamie Lynn’s Baby Shower!
17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears had her baby shower in Kentwood, Louisiana this weekend and guess who showed up? Future auntie, Britney Spears! And guess who didn’t show up? Alleged baby daddy, Casey Alderidge. I do not want him to be the daddy and I want that old rumor that Lil Romeo is the daddy to be true. If that baby comes out mixed I will DIE.That would make the ultimate soap opera tale!
E! News has all the details on the baby shower:
Friends and family gathered at mom Lynne’s home, known as “Serenity,” where Britney and her father, Jamie, are staying. E! News has learned that mom and dad did all the cooking for the alcohol-free affair, which included fried chicken and chili.
Security was tight at Serenity, with police setting up a roadblock and checking IDs. By noon, only about 50 cars were allowed to enter, mostly filled with college-age men and women.
There was no sign of Jamie Lynn’s baby daddy/fiancé, Casey Aldridge.
Beyonce Knocked Up?!
Basically Beyonce and Jay-Z’s wedding was a “shotgun wedding!” I hope homegirl did not wear a white dress! That shit needs to be black!
“A source close to the couple revealed, “Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding.” The source also [said] that all the friends and family that attended the ultra private wedding were all aware that Beyonce was already expecting.
Our source added that Beyonce is in her early stages, but don’t expect this star to come out with a confirmation statement anytime soon. The couple is pretty private about their personal lives–they still haven’t even confirmed their wedding. But the source confirmed that she is expecting and they rushed the wedding due to Beyonce’s strong Christian beliefs.”
Jamie Lynn Is So Effin’ Southern!
Part of me feels inclined to feel bad for her, because she’s going to be a 17-year-old mom! However, the other half me loves Jamie Lynn, because she’s so southern and I’m from Texas!
A 6-months pregnant Jamie Lynn stepped out of a huge ass trucked onto the muddy southern ground while in Mississippi this weekend.
For some reason I don’t think she’s going to be a bad mother.
Remember Her?
Remember Karyn Parsons? She played Hilary Banks on the The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Well here she is with her daughter Lana, 4, and son Nico, 10 months. The father is director Alexander Rockwell.
OMG, David and Vicky B’s Son Is So Gangster.
Father of the year, David Beckham, left Pink Taco in Century City with his sons, while the paparazzi took their picture, but his youngest son, Cruz, was not feeling it.
Cruz gave all the paps a piece of his mind and flipped them off. This is the same kid who busted out breakdancing at the Spice Girls concert!
OMG, he’s so gangster… so ghetto… is he up for adoption?
Ashlee Simpson IS Preggers
Singer Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, because People Magazine said so! Ashlee and her new finance, Pete Wentz, have continuously denied it, but People published this story today:
Ashlee Simpson is pregnant and plans to get married next month at a private residence in Southern California, a source close to her family tells PEOPLE.
Simpson, 23, is engaged to Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, 28, who initially blasted pregnancy rumors as a “witch hunt.”
But on Tuesday, Simpson, sidestepped the rumors during an interview with MTV after taping TRL in New York, saying simply, “Some things you want to keep personal.”
And now the source tells PEOPLE that not only is Simpson pregnant, but that she’s planning to have her wedding in May at a friend’s house in La Jolla, Calif., north of San Diego.
And I’m choosing to believe it, because People never lies… and I’m not being sarcastic.
No, She Is Not!
Dope fiend, Amy Winehouse, downs what appears to be a shot of something alcoholic, while holding someone’s baby. Child Protective Services needs to go ahead and scoop up that kid!
