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May 09 2008

Lames.

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I forgot to mention (naturally) that Paris Hilton and Benji Madden celebrated Cinco de Mayo, of all things, with her sister, Nicky Hilton and her boyfriend David Katzenberg in Los Angeles a couple days ago.

LOL, Paris has fallen completely off the radar.


Apr 22 2008

So In Love…

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Paris Hilton and her rockstar boyfriend, Benji Madden, hit up the Ivy on Robertson Blvd today (Tuesday).

I don’t buy this relationship one bit. Would Paris be with him if Nicole Richie wasn’t with his twin brother, Joel?

Paris hung out with the queen of publicity stunts, Britney Spears, and this was all she could come up with? Paris is so 2004 at this point.


Mar 12 2008

A Bit Much?

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Alright.. someone’s on the verge of being faker than Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden wore rings with each other initials on them Tuesday night during LA fashion week.

C’mon, these people act like they’re really in love. Is this another episode of Pop Fiction? If so… LAME!


Mar 12 2008

A Typical Night For The Cameras For Paris

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Paris Hilton and boyfriend of a couple of weeks, Benji Madden, hit up  Mercedes Benz Fashion Week 2008 at Smashbox Studios.

Paris looked very tranny-like and bitch is trying extra hard to be like Nicole Richie. Somebody needs to tell her it’s not going to happen. Nobody wants to turn a whore into a housewife.

[WireImage Photo]


Feb 25 2008

Does This Mean Paris Thought Nicole’s Boyfriend Was Hot?

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Paris Hilton and boyfriend-of-the-week Benji Madden finally stepped out Monday while shoopping at Barneys New York in Beverly Hills. Paris’ sometimes bestfriend, Nicole Richie, is dating and had a baby with Benji’s twin brother, Joel Madden.

Boy I’ll tell you. That Paris is a class act. She’s so fucking desperate for attention.

[Splash News Photos]