Archive for the ‘Beyonce’ Category:
It Cost To Marry Beyonce.

What kind of shit is this? Is this even marriage?! I was reading Beyonce and Jay-Z’s pre-nup agreement and it has got to be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. Who would even want to get married if this becomes a topic before you sign your marriage certificate. Damn, it basically is like signing your life away when you marry that bitch! Jay-Z must be WHIPPED.
“The R&B/pop diva, who is worth a reported $100 million, inked a prenuptial agreement with new hubby Hov that could result in a $25 million payday for Bey. The longer Beyonce stays married to S. Carter, the more money he pays. The thirty-eight year old Carter’s net worth is estimated at $300 million.
Jay-Z adores Beyonce, and was pretty much willing to give her almost anything she wanted. The prenup calls for Jay-Z to pay Beyonce $10 million if the marriage ends after two years, and $1 million a year for each further year she remains in the marriage, up to fifteen years.
‘Beyonce would be granted access to their private jet and a fleet of cars, which includes a $1 million 1959 Rolls Royce convertible,’ a tabloid snitch claims.
Jay’s thrown in a few incentives for having children: He’s promised to pay her an additional $5 million for each child she bears for him-for her loss of income during pregnancy and child-rearing years.”
Beyonce Knocked Up?!

Basically Beyonce and Jay-Z’s wedding was a “shotgun wedding!” I hope homegirl did not wear a white dress! That shit needs to be black!
“A source close to the couple revealed, “Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding.” The source also [said] that all the friends and family that attended the ultra private wedding were all aware that Beyonce was already expecting.
Our source added that Beyonce is in her early stages, but don’t expect this star to come out with a confirmation statement anytime soon. The couple is pretty private about their personal lives–they still haven’t even confirmed their wedding. But the source confirmed that she is expecting and they rushed the wedding due to Beyonce’s strong Christian beliefs.”
Is Beyonce About To Retire?! NOOOOOO!

Beyonce is so annoying! She doesn’t say much, if anything and you never know what’s true or what’s false. I came across this on the NY Daily News:
“The diva is currently working on a new album, but her cousin Angelica Knowles tells our source that it will be her last. Instead, Beyonce plans to spend her days scouting talent for new hubby Jay-Z’s upcoming label, The Carter Music Group.
Beyonce’s first protege is rumored to be an R&B artist named Chelsea Thomas. Her reps couldn’t be reached for comment.”
I hope this is just a rumor… a false one. It’ll be so stupid of her to end her career just to help out JZ with his! And plus shes only 26.
Ok, I’m hyperventilating…
OMG, Just Say You’re Married Already…

Beyonce and Jay-Z sat courtside at the Houston vs. Suns game in Houston on Saturday. Neither of the them wore wedding rings, however Beyonce looked pretty damn sexy… But OMFG, I don’t understand what the big fucking deal is. Just say you’re married and get the shit over with, but then again once they say they’re married no more blogs will talk about them. So drag, drag and continue to drag this shit on Jay and Bey…
Are Gossip Magazines Biased Against Black Celebrities?

I was checking out the NY Daily News and they posted this interesting article about how the Beyonce and Jay-Z wedding played second fiddle to stories about Britney Spears and even Jennifer Aniston!
A top tabloid [says] that Jay-Z and Beyoncé’s wedding was played down by the weeklies because “African-Americans don’t sell covers.”
Of the big five celebrity glossies out midweek, only Us Weekly gave Beyoncé the top spot on the cover. Other magazines gave her second billing to the likes of Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez and Jennifer Aniston.
Even wedding photos make less money for black stars, says another source. “Eva Longoria can get $1 million for wedding photos, but without the expectation of cover sales, Beyoncé might have gotten as little as $250,000 if she had sold hers,” says a top editor.
It’s kind of ridiculous, but who gives a fuck. Unlike Britney Jean Spears, Beyonce has maintained her fame solely on being a recording artist and an actress. So I highly doubt she cares if she’s in all the weekly tabloids. And I hope she doesn’t sale anything, unless she gets top dollar and I also hope she is totally aware she can always donate them to us at TabloidWreck.com!
Beyonce & Jay-Z Wedding TODAY?!
Wow, maybe this time it’s serious! Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams just posted this video on YouTube and although they don’t speak of an actual wedding, its pretty obvious something is up. Then, E-Biz just posted the following details on Beyonce and Jay-Z’s wedding, which is to take place today!
*Private affair in NYC (very small guest list!)
*Guests MUST wear all ivory
*Location was NOT on invitation
*The small guest list is star-studded including: Serena and Venus Williams
I wonder if Beyonce gets married in a white dress or if homegirl gets a BLACK dress.
Beyonce & Jay-Z’s 60-Day Marriage License. WTF?

After 6 years of dating, Beyonce and Jay-Z took out a marriage license in Scarsdale, New York on Tuesday morning, but it its only valid for 60 days!
What’s the point of having one for 2 months?! Is that what they’re doing in Hollywood these days, so they don’t have to go through the whole divorce thing? Weird!
Tina Knowles Collapses!

Beyonce’s mother, Tina Knowles, collapsed last night while on the set of Cadillac Records! Tina has the flu and had began to have shortness of breath. Same thing as Janet Jackson earlier this week.
Thankfully, her condition wasn’t thought to be serious enough to transport her to a local hospital.
Damn, I don’t know what kind of flu this is, but it’s fucking people up! I hope I don’t catch it.
Look Yall, I’s Ah Actuh!

Singer Beyonce looked pretty damn laughable while on the set of her new movie, Cadillac Records, where she plays Etta James.
Beyonce’s New Look - Yay or Nay?

Beyonce debuted her new looked in New York City and it’s well… It looks like she just got through working the night shift at her town’s local titty bar. I’m in the middle, its kind of hot, but at the same time its a bit Lil Kim-ish. What do you think?
