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How Mean.
Five-hundred year-old Joan Rivers pokes fun at Britney Spears’ infamous emotional breakdown on the TV Land Awards, which are set to air June 15th.
Bitch looks hot. She needs to get the tattoo! She’s missing the tattoo! Remember afterwards Britney got the tattoo? OK, maybe I’m getting a little too excited.
In Britney news…
Word on the street is that homegirl is cooking up a new album, expected to be released later this year.
A reliable source informed me that the tentative release date is December 9, 2008 with the first single scheduled to impact radio in early October. He also informed me that Jive wants to release two singles before the new album.
And another source had this to say:
I have a contact who works at Sony/BMG Canada in their headquarters in Toronto.
He gave me the same information and a little extra information. He is the Events/Promotions Manager. He got this information in an email sent from Sony/BMG headquarters.
I hope this is true! I need more trainwreck music in my life!
Here’s the tattoo part I was talking about… and I wish someone would’ve told the guy who kept saying, “Oh my God, she’s completely bald,” to shut the fuck up.
Someone Buy Her Some Undergarments. STAT!
Britney Spears stepped out in LA for some bra-less shopping at CVS. Whatever happened to her style? It looks like she got those fake Ugg boots from Pay Less. I remember 4 years ago when Britney Jean Spears could do absolutely NO wrong. Nowadays she can do no right. Sadness.
Anywho, Britney is set to make a cameo in the Pussycat Dolls video for “When I Grow Up,” which is set to premiere on Friday the 13th.
“An unnamed source told the magazine that Spears had a “small part” in the video, which was shot Wednesday in Los Angeles. A “set source” told UsMagazine.com that Spears does not interact with the group in the video, and shot her scenes at the Warner Bros. lot Wednesday while the Dolls filmed in Hollywood. “In the scene shot [Wednesday], Britney is driving in a car,” the source said. “They all wave at each other as they are passing in traffic — that is it. Of course, Britney looks hot and blonde. It is a very short sequence, but [Britney] had a lot of fun with it. Britney really likes the Dolls’ music and when she saw them on the MTV [Movie Awards], she was totally down to do the video.”
And just for the record… every time I go to type “Pussycat Dolls,” I type “Pissycat.” My brain is always prepared to talk shit. Well, I’m sure Britney’s daddy, Jamie, as something for me talking shit about his bra-less daughter…
Britney Party’s With Her Daddy!
Pop star (?) Britney Spears showed up to Christian Audigier’s 50th birthday party with her daddy, Jamie Spears. This is the first time I’ve seen pictures of her at a party looking decent and not not having stains all over her clothes and her hair all over her head. Keep it up Brit!
Notice how in the video how her daddy moves her drink once he sees the camera is filming. Classic! I like his outfit, he looks like he smells like cigarettes and that Hummer H2 cologne. You know, the one you get at Wal-Mart! Loves it!
Britney Doesn’t Lose The Pink Wig When Having Sex!
I’m pretty sure this isn’t real, but it was too funny not to post! Apparently Adnan Ghalib got paparrazo footage of himself banging Britney Spears and its sounds pretty disgusting, but so funny at the same time!
The paparazzi photographer is reportedly trying to sell the full two-hour version, which is said to contain twenty minutes of full sex after a long session of foreplay, to the highest bidder.
A source said: "The video starts with Britney undressing. She was wearing some cheap clothes. The sex wasn’t particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout.
"At one point in the tape Adnan asks Britney to remove the pink wig but she refuses, saying ‘Take what off? There’s nothing left to take off.’ "
Absolutel mess! And she probably said it in her British accident.
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Oh No She Didn’t!
Ashlee Simpson was in London promoting that lame ass album she has out and while on the talk show, “Nokia Green Room” she had the AUDACITY to call Britney Spears trashy!
Ashlee was asked what she thought, “You’ve had one too many Britney Spears’” meant. It means one too many beers, but Ashlee said she thinks it means “one too many trashy girls.”
The nerve!
And just for shits and giggles, Ashlee’s album, Bittersweet World, sold only 57,000 copies in its first week (that’s less than Paris Hilton’s debut album), while Britney’s last album, Blackout, sold 289,000 copies its first week with NO PROMOTION whatsoever.
Britney On Rock The Cradle!
Wow, this brings a tear to my eye… Apparently Britney Spears is completely 100% back buddies with her on-again off-again manager, Larry Rudolph. She even showed up for a taping of the show Rock the Cradle, were Larry is a judge.
Britney Spears surprised “Rock The Cradle” contestants Thursday night by unexpectedly showing up for the season finale to support her former manager and friend Larry Rudolph.
“Rock The Cradle” pits aspiring pop stars, who have rock and roll in their DNA, against one another. The finale, being broadcast on MTV, features Jess Blaze Snider, son of Dee Snider; Crosby Loggins, son of Kenny Loggins; and Chloe Lattanzi, daughter of Olivia Newton John. Rudolph is judging the competition.
Spears headed to the show after spending the day with her two sons, Jayden James and Sean Preston. It was the first extended visit since she, along with her parents Lynne and Jamie Spears, appeared in Los Angeles County Superior Court Tuesday for a custody hearing, where she was granted extended visitation rights by Commissioner Scott Gordon. (Source)
Britney At Jamie Lynn’s Baby Shower!
17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears had her baby shower in Kentwood, Louisiana this weekend and guess who showed up? Future auntie, Britney Spears! And guess who didn’t show up? Alleged baby daddy, Casey Alderidge. I do not want him to be the daddy and I want that old rumor that Lil Romeo is the daddy to be true. If that baby comes out mixed I will DIE.That would make the ultimate soap opera tale!
E! News has all the details on the baby shower:
Friends and family gathered at mom Lynne’s home, known as “Serenity,” where Britney and her father, Jamie, are staying. E! News has learned that mom and dad did all the cooking for the alcohol-free affair, which included fried chicken and chili.
Security was tight at Serenity, with police setting up a roadblock and checking IDs. By noon, only about 50 cars were allowed to enter, mostly filled with college-age men and women.
There was no sign of Jamie Lynn’s baby daddy/fiancé, Casey Aldridge.
Woooooooow…
Star magazine got these pictures of Britney Spears’ new bikini bod. Maybe she really is on the way to making an actually comeback!
Can Britney Focus On ONE Thing?!
She’s so fucking scatter-brained.
TMZ is reporting that Britney Spears is in talks to be the new face and bod of Bally Totally Fitness and Larry Rudolph, Britney’s on-again off-again manager, is on it to make it happen.
Homegirl is reportedly working with some of Bally’s personal trainers one to three times a day. Bally has also gave her one of their nutritionists. They are not playing with her ass.
Alright, so since Britney has decided to start back being regular she’s been a dance teacher, a fashion designer, an actress, part time recording artist and now the face of a gym. Somebody sit her down!
