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We’re Freaked Out Too
20-year-old Brooke Hogan does not approve of her 48-year-old mom, Linda , banging 19-year old Charlie Hill.
Brooke went to eat to E! News to talk shit.
"I’m totally freaked out."
"I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support."
"I went to school with him. He was a grade under me…Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us [in school]."
How crazy is that? So when Linda was picking Brooke and Nick Hogan up from school, bitch checking out the meat market !
Well, Charlie looks all of 35… 40?
Poor Brooke Can’t Get Into College!
Singer or whatever the hell she is, Brooke Hogan, has been trying to film scenes for her reality show at the University of South Florida, but they are not impressed by the suspect tranny.
Administrators at the University of South Florida, Florida State University and the University of Central Florida said the celebrity hubbub accompanying Hogan’s visit would be too much for students during year-end exams. (source)
She even chatted up and had lunch with the student government president, sorority and fraternity members, she drove them around campus on golf carts, yet bitch was still DECLINED.
Poor Brookie. She is also releasing her sophomore album in July and a source told Star Magazine that, “it just might suck. ”
Damn shame.
Ew, Hulk Hogan! You Perv!
I was minding my business, reading newspaper articles when it happened. I came across this utterly gross and sanitational insert from the New York Daily News about what Hulk Hogan likes to do to his daughter, Brooke.
Hulk Hogan paid a surprise visit to daughter Brooke’s Maxim mag photo shoot in L.A. and snapped a few pics of his own.
Creeper! So the man who cheated on her mom with a girl who looks quite similar to her, shows up to her Maxim shoot, where she’s probably half ass naked and starts snapping away with his personal Polaroid camera. Gross! Brooke better watch her back.
Brooke Speaks On Hulk HOEgan’s Affair!
One hit wonder Brooke Hogan is still saddened by her father, Hulk Hogan, cheating on her mom and messing around with her friend.
Brooke took in publicly and posted this entry on her MySpace:
I realized your mother is your mother. Your father is your father. Nothing is thicker than blood. No matter how angry, sad or depressed you are, your family will always love you no matter what. We are all human. Yes, I’m still hurting very deeply inside, but I am starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel. I’m not saying I will get over this in a week, month, year or ten years. I dont know when It will be. But you must always respect your father and your mother. Always love them. My parents made me and my brother from pure love…thats all I need to know to live. Nothing will ever change how much I love my family. I just realized the longer you cease to forgive, the more you miss them, and the more it hurts you inside. I have a wonderful, angel of a brother…and I have two amazing parents. I mean AMAZING. I know mistakes have been made. And I have no doubt there is major guilt that carries with that… But no mistake ever made in a persons life changes real love. We may not be a perfect family, we may not be living in a house together, but I’m positive we will all love eachother till death. Thats all that matters to me. You can have money, fame, cars, clothes, but youre naked without the people that love you. I don’t know where this blog will go next. But I hope everyone sees it, maybe it will help someone else in need…
Brooke, Once Again Looks A Wee Bit Tranny
Brooke Hogan looked pre-tranny-op Tuesday at B.E.D. in Miami Beach. Chick is trying extra hard to look sexy, but something just isnt quite working.
Brooke HOEgan Totally Has Implants
One hit wonder Brooke Hogan tucked her penis in and hit the warm beaches of Miami this weekend. Brooke, accompanied by two buddies, looked like sanitations as she frolicked along the sunny beach. No, I kid, I kid! Brooke actually looks hot, but her boobs are obviously fake, but then again who gives a fuck?
