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May 06 2008

Christina Aguilera Is Too Good To Work With Timbaland.

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Singer Christina Aguilera was in Mix Mag talking shit, this time about Timbaland. I like how she always makes it seem so nice.

”This record is going to be very different from my previous record ”Back To Basics.” I’m working with a lot of different people so it’s a little hard for me to really go for a specific theme this time around, but I can assure you that it’s going to be a very very interesting record. Am I nervous?

Of course but I’m also very excited. I never like to play it safe so it’s always a little risky to release a record that doesn’t sound like everything else out there. I mean, I love Timbaland’s music for example but I would never work with people like that because everyone else is doing it already.”


Mar 09 2008

Cunt vs. Slutt

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Christina Aguilera on the cover of Rolling Stone, a couple of years back and rapper Khia in a promo picture for her album. Who took the better rape-a-guitar picture? They both look like sanitations if you ask me.


Mar 04 2008

Battle Of The Baby Covers

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The results are in and once again Christina Aguilera has been outsold. Nicole Richie’s cover of People magazine is on the track to sale 1.8 million copies, thats around half a million more copies than Chrissie’s cover!

So the excuses have begun. These damn Christina fans do no accept that no one cares about her!

One magazine insider said part of it could come down to the moms’ fan bases. “Christina historically doesnt do well on covers,” said the source, who cites poor sales of her wedding photo issue in OK!, and less-than-stellar sales of her nude photo shoot in the January 2008 Marie Claire.

That might be true, but Nicole Richie doesn’t seem like an obvious home run on the cover, either. “There’s also a greater element of curiosity with Nicole,” the source conceded. “She’s gone public about being a heroin addict. Her boyfriend is covered in tattoos. By default, she’s got the more interesting baby. People want to see how she settles down. They want to see what kind of baby someone with her background has.”

Blah blah… Nicole won. Christina lost. Christina’s this “huge international super pop star.” Nicole was on the Simple Life. Christina just isn’t interesting. She’s always been #2. First to Britney Spears and now to Nicole! HA!


Feb 25 2008

Christina… You’re Not Important

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When Christina Aguilera’s cover of People Magazine caused the publication to sale 100,000 copies less than usual, homegirl went off and went on a firing spree. Bitch fired her manager, her PR firm and her assistant.

A source told the Sun, “She went crazy and had a massive tantrum. It was astonishing. She was absolutely furious and blamed her staff for the way everything had been handled.”

The magazine reportedly paid Christina $2million dollars for the exclusive photos and the magazine only sold 1.3 million copies. Can we say jipped?! She needs to get over herself. She’s not Britney and no one cares about her, her baby or her marriage to that goofy looking guy.


Feb 20 2008

Good Thing Max Doesnt Take After His Parents

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Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman’s baby, Max Liron, is really cute! Hopefully he doesnt take after his parents.