Archive for the ‘D-LIST & LOWER’ Category:
This Isn’t The Guy From Punk’d I Used To Know!
Actor Dax Shepard showed off this newly toned and muscular bod in New York City, while on the set of When In Rome.
His ex-girlfriend, Kate Hudson, must be pissed the fuck off.
Remember Her?
Remember Karyn Parsons? She played Hilary Banks on the The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Well here she is with her daughter Lana, 4, and son Nico, 10 months. The father is director Alexander Rockwell.
Kimberely Stewart In Malibu: Yummy or Eww?
I think I’ll choose the latter.
Kimberely Stewart looked gross as fuck, as she shopped in Malibu on Sunday. Remember when she used to try to hang out with the Hollywood “in-crowd,” but failed miserably at becoming interesting? Remember when she also got “engaged” to that guy from Laguna Beach? Poor Kim. I guess she finally gave up.
Pauly Shore - “I Would Be Funny If I Were Black.”
Failed comedian Pauly Shore went on a rant about how black people have it better than whites and how whites are “going to be the ones picking cotton.” At first the video may make you sort of mad, but towards the end its actually kind of funny, because the guy is such an idiot! I love the part were he goes, “I’m lucky I’m friends with blacks.”
DMX Definitely Isn’t The Brightest Crayon In The Box
Rapper who no one really cares about, DMX, was interviewed by XXL Magazine recently and homeboy should have just shut the fuck up:
XXL: Are you following the presidential race?
DMX: Not at all.XXL: You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
DMX: His name is Barack?!XXL: Barack Obama, yeah.
DMX: Barack?!XXL: Barack.
DMX: What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?XXL: Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
DMX: Barack Obama?XXL: Yeah.
DMX: What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.XXL: You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
DMX: I ain’t really paying much attention.XXL: I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
DMX: Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.XXL: So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
DMX: Nope.
Click here to readmore from this moron.
Jeffree Star Had To Beat Some Ass!
Partial tranny, Jeffree Star, had to go ahead and beat some ass this weekend in my hometown of Dallas, Texas. Hearts to Jeffree! Here’s what he had to say about it on his MySpace page:
after the show, I always do autograph signings at my merch booth, and while I was meeting everyone this UGLY kid threw something at me.. my keyboard player Lauren saw him and pointed him out to me.. my friend pushed him and asked what the fuck his problem with me was.. he just stood there because EVERYONE is always all talk. I went up to him and asked what the FUCK his problem was.. he just stood there so I spit in his face and threw a soda IN his face hahahhaha
Must be pretty embarrasing to get punked by a guy in girl clothes and hot pink hair! Poor guy, but here’s the video too!!!
Are Times That Tough For Melody Of The Pussycat Dolls?!
Melody Thornton from the Pussycat Dolls was all over Little Bow Wow’s nuts this weekend at his 21st birthday party in Las Vegas. Times must be tough for a pussycat doll! But I don’t care how rough the going gets, you have to find another way before you resort to that shit.
Bow Wow is so fucking lame and annoying. Where was Omarion? That’s who we want to see!
Aweeeeee
Jessica Simpson’s former bitch, Cacee Cobb, takes a stroll with longtime boyfriend, Scrubs star, Donald Faison.
They look so wholesome together. She looks like she calls the shots and his nuts are on a tight leash. He needs to put on a cap or shave his head completely bald to cover up that hairline.
