Archive for the ‘DAILY EYECANDY’ Category:
DAILY EYECANDY: Selita Ebanks
Name: Selita Ebanks
Hometown: George Town, Grand Cayman, Cayman Islands
Age: 25
Occupation: Model
Why we like her: First off, shes one of Victoria Secret’s Angels and not only is she absolutely gorgeous, but shes smart as fuck as well. Homegirl went to Spellman College, Columbia University and New York University. Only downside to her is this.. and Im going to put it in bold caps:
BITCH WAS ENGAGED TO NICK CANNON LAST OCTOBER!
Ugh. Gross. I think that gave me the bird flu. Come on Selita, you’re a lot hotter than that! Thank God that engagement is off!
DAILY EYECANDY: Song Seung-Heon
Name: Song Seung-Heon
Hometown: Korea
Age: 31
Occupation: Actor
Why we like him: When he was in his late teens he successfully evaded serving in the army by claims of heavy diabetes and high blood pressure. The South Korean government later discovered him and forced to serve in the army for two years. Haha! His fans begged for the government of South Korea not to take such a drastic action. Song, feeling guilty of himself, apologised to his fellow countrymen and served his time. Hot.
DAILY EYECANDY: Aylin Mujica
Name: Aylin Mujica
Hometown: Havana, Cuba
Age: 33
Why we like her: She like Beyonce plus Kim Kardashian all in one! Nuff! Thats eyecandy material.
DAILY EYECANDY: Little Girl
Name: ?
Hometown: ?
Age:About 7 or 8
Why we like her: Her mom didn’t spend any time to do her hair so she could listen to the bitch speak. And she looks competely unfazed by the shit coming out of Hillary’s mouth. Sounds like eyecandy material to me!
DAILY EYECANDY: Carlos Ruiz
Name: Carlos Ruiz
Hometown: Guatemala City, Guatemala
Age: 28
Why we like him: He’s able to take a backseat to his uber-popular LA Galaxy teammate, David Beckham and on top of that he used to play for my hometown’s soccer team, FC Dallas. Carlos nickname on the team is El Pescadito, because he’s so short. Well he’s 5′9″, so am I and that’s why he’s today’s eyecandy!
DAILY EYECANDY: Teyana Taylor
Name: Teyana Taylor
Hometown: Atlanta, Georgia
Age: 17
Why we like her: She was on Sweet Sixteen acting like an spoiled bitch and her song “Google Me” is stuck in my head! I tried to google bitch and all I got was her MySpace and thats all you get when you google my name. So homegirl isn’t too important yet, but she’s cute, which is why she’s today’s eyecandy!
DAILY EYECANDY: Barack Obama
Name: Barack Obama
Hometown: Honolulu, Hawaii
Age:46
Why we like him: He’s possibly the next president of the United States and he’s making history. Not only does he inspire us with his speeches of hope and change, but he’s not too bad to look at either. That’s why Mr. Barack Obama is todays eyecandy.
DAILY EYECANDY: Ashley Breathe
Name: Ashley Breathe
Hometown: New York City, New York
Age: ?
Why we like him or her: His or her song “Barbie Pussy.” Nuff said.
DAILY EYECANDY: M. Pokora
Name: Matt Pokora aka M. Pokora
Hometown: Strasburg, France
Age: 22
Why we like him: His song “Dangerous,” which was produced by Timbaland is hot and his street style and tattoos are guaranteed to make girls and some guys screeeeeeeam.
DAILY EYECANDY: Jack & Dale
Today’s eyecandy was created in reality TV heaven and is true “computer love.” Jack Mackenrot was on Project Runway, while Dale Levitski was on Bravo’s other popular show, Top Chef and after meeting on MySpace, they clicked and have been together every since. They make one hot homo couple, which is why they are today’s eyecandy!
