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“Kanye Sucks! Kanye Sucks!”
Rapper Kanye West was scheduled to perform at Bonnaroo at 2:45AM, but didn’t step on stage until 2 hours later and when he did, he offered no explanation or apology. Many fans even chanted, “Kanye sucks! Kanye sucks!”
Bonnaroo spokesman Ken Weinstein on Sunday said the explanation for the delay is pretty basic: Pearl Jam, which came before West on that stage, had “a huge production and they played a long set, as advertised.”
Then it took a long time to break down that set and put up the one for West, who also had a huge production.
West’s performance had already been rescheduled once. He was originally booked to appear on the smaller of the main stages at 8:15 p.m. Saturday, but a few days before the festival began, organizers announced he would instead appear on the largest stage at 2:45 a.m. on Sunday. (Source)
Good excuse, but this is so typical Kanye.
Sluts & Whores Say The Darndest Things.
This has GOT to be a joke. She can’t be serious. Sluts and whores say some of the darndest things.
Reality star Tila Tequila of MTV’s “A Shot at Love” told UsWeekly that she believes that her show had something to do with the ban being lifted on gay marriage in California.
Tila said, “It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]. Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.”
She’s not even really rainbow flaggin’ herself.
The Reason We Love Lil’ Wayne!
VH1 has a segment called, "Ask Weezy," where you can ask rapper, Lil’ Wayne questions about your personal life. He answers these question completely faded and it is HILARIOUS. I want to ask Weezy some questions myself. Like… well, actually I won’t put all that out there. I’ll just keep all my itches and rashes to myself.
PS. I love how they zoom in on his eyes.
OMG, Pete Is So Funny!
Who would walk around with Pete Wentz, looking a damn fool, while he wears a plate on his face? Meeee! And apparently his wife (wow, that felt wierd), Ashlee Wentz!
To get your ad on Pete’s face email jon@douchebag.com!
Naa… I’m Staying In Tonight…
Alright, for a minute Jessica Simpson could do know wrong. I mean, she’s been repping my hometown of Dallas to the fullest lately, but this new country song by her, “Come On Over,” is just simply out of line.
Us Weekly posted the track, which kind of reminds me of when some kids go to high school and they try to change their whole persona in order to fit in. That’s what it looks like our beloved Jess is trying to do and she failed miserably.
Can We Say “Looney Bin?”
Nick Cannon and his sugar momma, Mariah Carey, arrived in Japan, where Mimi eagerly showed off the ring Nick financed… the ring she bought herself… her wedding ring!
Word on the street is Mariah is planning a second wedding in New York, that’s expected to cost about $4 million. She laughed off the rumors by saying, “4 milly? On what? Cake?”
Homegirl is looney… straight up.
Finally Someone Speaks The Truth!
Chad Tulik from a Shot at Love With Tila Tequila 2 went to his MySpace to talk about beating Bo’s ass and his lack of of interest in Tila. I agree with him on Tila, she’s not hot and bitch is boring.
note that everyone was holding me back. i let him know it was on but i left the room to try to cool down. he came back after me, getting in my face and he’s taller and fatter than me so i felt threatened… headbutting isn’t cheap when you’re being restrained and a big ass meat head is in your face. i might say that first shot was self defense… i felt like he would be the kind of guy to hit a motherfucker while his hands were held. cuz THAT’s the kind of guy bo is. the other two hits were icing on the cake.
on another note,
i have to comment on all the stupid ass people who think a shot at love is REAL!!! i mean really?? really?? everyone on tv, on any “reality” show, is there for the cameras. NOT to find love or have a “shot” with Tila Tequila… i fucked hotter bitches when i was twelve... enjoy the rest of the season…right…like you’ll be watching. i mean, what’s the point now?! yawn…she’s boring.
Little Bow Wow Is In No Way Will Smith.
Annoying rapper, Shad Moss, but better known as Little Bow Wow is joining the fifth season of HBO’s “Entourage” playing a recurring role as Charlie, a new stand-up comic client of E, played by Kevin Connolly.
“After 16 years in the music industry and six successful albums, I’ve decided to shift my energy to something else I’m passionate about, acting,” Moss said. “I’m going to try to be the next Will Smith.”
Six successful albums? Bullshit! Haha! Get real Little Bow Wow. Face Off still hasn’t even went gold (500,000 copies sold) and it barely even peaked at #11 on Billboard. Bow Wow is only trying to act now, because his music career has FIZZLED!
Britney Doesn’t Lose The Pink Wig When Having Sex!
I’m pretty sure this isn’t real, but it was too funny not to post! Apparently Adnan Ghalib got paparrazo footage of himself banging Britney Spears and its sounds pretty disgusting, but so funny at the same time!
The paparazzi photographer is reportedly trying to sell the full two-hour version, which is said to contain twenty minutes of full sex after a long session of foreplay, to the highest bidder.
A source said: "The video starts with Britney undressing. She was wearing some cheap clothes. The sex wasn’t particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout.
"At one point in the tape Adnan asks Britney to remove the pink wig but she refuses, saying ‘Take what off? There’s nothing left to take off.’ "
Absolutel mess! And she probably said it in her British accident.
National Enquirer
Oh No She Didn’t!
Ashlee Simpson was in London promoting that lame ass album she has out and while on the talk show, “Nokia Green Room” she had the AUDACITY to call Britney Spears trashy!
Ashlee was asked what she thought, “You’ve had one too many Britney Spears’” meant. It means one too many beers, but Ashlee said she thinks it means “one too many trashy girls.”
The nerve!
And just for shits and giggles, Ashlee’s album, Bittersweet World, sold only 57,000 copies in its first week (that’s less than Paris Hilton’s debut album), while Britney’s last album, Blackout, sold 289,000 copies its first week with NO PROMOTION whatsoever.
