Archive for the ‘DUMBASSES’ Category:
Somebody Tell Clay MF’in Aiken To STFU!
Clay Aiken went on Extra and basically said that American Idol sucks. Seriously, what is wrong with this guy? Does he not realize that he wouldn’t be in these gay ass Broadway plays or releasing these whack ass albums if it weren’t for American Idol?? The nerve…
He doesn’t watch American Idol anymore. Aiken revealed to Extra why he doesn’t watch the show that launched his career five years ago.
“It’s just not the same thing. It’s like going back to your high school and none of your teachers are there. It’s just completely different,” Aiken explained.
Aiken continued, “I feel like the show was very innocent for awhile when I was on it and I absolutely thank God for it…It’s just not the same show.”
He added, “It’s not that I have an aversion to it. It’s just, ‘Eh, next.’” (Source)
Mimi Gets Top Honors
How dumb is this?
The Empire State building will be turning pink and lavender this weekend in honor of Mariah Carey.
According to a press release, she’s going to be at a ceremony today at 1 pm at the building where she’s going to flip the switch on a scale model of the building and the real one will light up.
WTF? Why cant I get this kind of love??
Poor Brooke Can’t Get Into College!
Singer or whatever the hell she is, Brooke Hogan, has been trying to film scenes for her reality show at the University of South Florida, but they are not impressed by the suspect tranny.
Administrators at the University of South Florida, Florida State University and the University of Central Florida said the celebrity hubbub accompanying Hogan’s visit would be too much for students during year-end exams. (source)
She even chatted up and had lunch with the student government president, sorority and fraternity members, she drove them around campus on golf carts, yet bitch was still DECLINED.
Poor Brookie. She is also releasing her sophomore album in July and a source told Star Magazine that, “it just might suck. ”
Damn shame.
Black Polygamist Wife?
Foxy Brown was in church last Sunday using the Lord to soak up this publicity she hasn’t gotten since… ever.
Anyways, homegirl could’ve done a little bit with her hair and wore a better outfit. She looks like she belongs in Texas with the rest of polygamist wives.
Is It Okay To Take Your Baby Out Like This?
Little baby Tiaami has chicken pox, but do you think that’s going to stop her parents, Katie Price and Peter Andre from whoring themselves out for the paparazzi? Hell the fuck no! Are you nuts?
Katie and Peter are back in LA filming for their reality show and they had to take the poor baby all around town with them. Here they’re on Robertson Blvd. (naturally) eating at the Ivy, after stopping by Kitson.
Tiaamii looks miserable! Do they have CPS in the UK?
Spencer Wants His OWN Show.
Our girl, Heidi Montag, is trying to get her own show with her man, Spencer Pratt. Page Six is reporting that Spencer was overheard pitching the idea to MTV at the Kobe Club in New York. Spencer wants it to be a “Newlyweds” type of show, were cameras follow them around as they prepare for marriage. Sounds… Interesting… NOT.
“Spencer was sayin, ‘I want the world to see the real Heidi and Spencer,” says a source.
Yeah, because you guys are so fucking important.
Apparently MTV is really interested in the idea, but MTV is interested in a reality show about anyone. Spencer also was said to be emphasizing that it be just him and Heidi, so no Lauren or any of those bitches.
I’m pretty sure if this show comes out, I’d be the only one watching it.
Can Britney Focus On ONE Thing?!
She’s so fucking scatter-brained.
TMZ is reporting that Britney Spears is in talks to be the new face and bod of Bally Totally Fitness and Larry Rudolph, Britney’s on-again off-again manager, is on it to make it happen.
Homegirl is reportedly working with some of Bally’s personal trainers one to three times a day. Bally has also gave her one of their nutritionists. They are not playing with her ass.
Alright, so since Britney has decided to start back being regular she’s been a dance teacher, a fashion designer, an actress, part time recording artist and now the face of a gym. Somebody sit her down!
Record Label to Amy Crackhouse: Crack or New Music? Choose!
For some reason I’m betting she’ll most likely go with the former.
Execs at Universal are giving dope fiend, Amy Winehouse, an ultimatum: either get off the crack or you’re never coming out with a new album!
“Amy has been reminded of her responsibilities. Unless she is clean she will not be allowed to release another album,” says a source to the Sun. “She took notice when Lucian talked to her earlier in the year and agreed to go to rehab. But she didn’t take it seriously enough.”
In the words of the late Rick James, crack must be “one hell of a drug,” for you to basically risk EVERYTHING for it.
The source then went onto say, “They would never release her from her deal, they would just not put an album out.”
Poor Crackhouse. I guess we’ll never be hearing new shit from her ass.
Heidi’s Multi-Talented!!!
Tabloid Wreck’s girl, Heidi Montag, was on MTV’s Total Request Live yesterday being a true fake ass! Awe, how we totally heart her! She even broke out a freestyle for fellow rapper, Nelly, who gave her an “A” for effort. Her flow went a little something like this:
Yo, yo
I got Heidiwood
I’m wearing it all day
I like it, so what do you got to say
You got apple bottoms, what
You know what’s going up
Um, keep going, I’ll keep flowing
You know what I like to say
Everyday, I’m in New York
It’s all good this way
Go Heidi Go Heidi! Hey! Heyyyy! Fake bitch.
Is Beyonce About To Retire?! NOOOOOO!
Beyonce is so annoying! She doesn’t say much, if anything and you never know what’s true or what’s false. I came across this on the NY Daily News:
“The diva is currently working on a new album, but her cousin Angelica Knowles tells our source that it will be her last. Instead, Beyonce plans to spend her days scouting talent for new hubby Jay-Z’s upcoming label, The Carter Music Group.
Beyonce’s first protege is rumored to be an R&B artist named Chelsea Thomas. Her reps couldn’t be reached for comment.”
I hope this is just a rumor… a false one. It’ll be so stupid of her to end her career just to help out JZ with his! And plus shes only 26.
Ok, I’m hyperventilating…
