Archive for the ‘Mariah Carey’ Category:
Can We Say “Looney Bin?”
Nick Cannon and his sugar momma, Mariah Carey, arrived in Japan, where Mimi eagerly showed off the ring Nick financed… the ring she bought herself… her wedding ring!
Word on the street is Mariah is planning a second wedding in New York, that’s expected to cost about $4 million. She laughed off the rumors by saying, “4 milly? On what? Cake?”
Homegirl is looney… straight up.
Mariah & Nick Out As A Married Couple!!!

I’m back bitches!!! Sorry, I’ve been all over LA in the past 24 hours.
Anyways, Mariah Carey hit up the Waverly Inn after the Time 100 Gala last night with her new hubby, Nick Cannon. Little Nicky boy looks a little worried that Mimi might just wake up and annul this shit. And we hope she does!
Mimi if you’re listening, you can do hotter guys! Try to steal Taye Diggs or somebody, let Nick stick with the Christina Milians of the world!
How hot and glowing is Mimi these days though?? Maybe Nick is laying down the pipe…
Something Just Ain’t Right…

Please tell me this is for an episode of that lame Ashton Kutcher show, Pop Fiction!
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon released exclusive pictures from their wedding in the Bahamas to People Magazine and something just ain’t right. They supposedly even got matching tattoos! I can’t wait to pick up this issue of People, so I can see all the fakeness in its entirety.
WTF? Mariah & Nick Cannon Are Already Married?!
Latina Magazine, which is pretty legit and reliable, is claiming that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon got married yesterday! WTF? This cannot be true! Mariah is way too good for him and I hope that if it she did marry him, she makes him sign a pre-nup!
The couple wed yesterday in a small ceremony on an island and it was “very implusive,” according to our source. The wedding was attended by a few close friends of the couple, including Da Brat.
I wonder how Nick’s ex-girlfriend, Christina Milian, is feeling, because he totally upgraded her ass.
THIS CANNOT BE TRUE! Mimi & Nick Cannon?? Engaged?!
Word on the street is that Mariah Carey is dating actor Nick Cannon. And to make matters more shocking, MTV News is reporting that the two may even be engaged! C’mon Mimi, get it together! I also came across an this piece from the New York Post:
Carey’s new beau, Nick Cannon, showed up soon after. “He bailed on his own premiere to be here,” said our spy. “He didn’t do any press for his film, ‘Ball Don’t Lie,’ and came to see Mariah.”
This cannot be true! Mimi can do so much better.
Mimi Gets Top Honors

How dumb is this?
The Empire State building will be turning pink and lavender this weekend in honor of Mariah Carey.
According to a press release, she’s going to be at a ceremony today at 1 pm at the building where she’s going to flip the switch on a scale model of the building and the real one will light up.
WTF? Why cant I get this kind of love??
Mariah Carey’s “Migrate.” Crunk or Bunk?
A radio rip of Mariah Carey’s maybe second single, “Migrate,” which features T-Pain. I actually kind of like. Get it Mimi!
Does This Bitch Have A Personal PhotoShop Artist?

The cover of Mariah Carey’s upcoming album, e=MC2, looks like her about 20 pounds ago. Whoever her photoshop artist is, he should get a raise and a reality show, because motherfucker is working overtime on this bitch.
Mariah’s Shopped-Up Promo Pic!

Promo picture from Mariah Carey’s upcoming album, e=MC2. Was Mimi even present to take the picture?
Mariah’s Got A Thing For Geeks
Butterfly princess Mariah Carey is back with a new video for her first single, “Touch My Body” from her upcoming 11th studio album, E=MC². The video is kind of corney and its obviously a stab at Beauty And The Geek, but I must say that I do enjoy watching Mariah running around trying to be sexy and failing.

