Archive for the ‘Mischa Barton’ Category:
Cottage Cheese… Hail Damage… Pock Marks… This Shit Is Gross.
Failed actress Mischa Barton swore she looked hot on her balcony as she posed for the paparazzi, but she forgot to cover the major hail damage that was on her legs and booty.
That shit isn’t even really hail damage… that’s meteor damage! Can’t she afford to get that fixed? Well I take that back… I saw her last summer on the PCH and homegirl was driving a Ford Explorer with a big ass dent on the side. Does everything she own have dents on it?!
22-years-old with cellulite… damn shame.
Mischa Gets Off Scott Free.
Actress Mischa Barton will accept a plea deal in her DUI case, getting her out of any jail time, a source tells PEOPLE. The lucky bitch will plead no contest to DUI at her arraignment this Thursday in court and agree to serve a three-year unsupervised probation term, the source says.
She’ll also be sentenced to a three-month alcohol-education class and pay a fine of approximately $1,700.
As far as the marijuana possession charge against the actress… it’ll be dropped, due to the small amount found. Another charge of driving without a license will be reduced to an infraction, according to the source.
WTF? If this would’ve been me or Paris Hilton we’d be under the jail.
