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Jun 11 2008

I wonder What Barney’s Thinking…

Nicole Richie and her baby daddy, Joel Madden, hit up the AIDS Foundation’s Celebrity Carnival.

Something tells me that the guy inside of the Barney suit is hot, sweaty and pissed off that he has to post and take pictures with a douchebag and a toothpick chick. 

Oh! And the Barney “I Love You (Remix)” is hot!


Apr 28 2008

We’ve Gotta Get That Shirt!

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Nicole Richie and her baby daddy, Joel Madden, hit up the Coachella Valley Music Festival, while he rocked a hot Barack Obama t-shirt. So 80’s! I want it!

When Joel was asked about Obama by Us Magazine he said,”He is a good man, he is cool. He is just a great person overall.”

Gee… Who’s openly supporting Hillary these days??

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Apr 24 2008

Celebs Come Out To The BAPE Store Opening In LA

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Tons of celebrities hit up the opening of the BAPE store in LA on Melrose last night.

Kanye West, Nicole Richie, Joel Madden, Mike Tyson, Serena Williams, Jermaine Dupri and Pharrell Williams attended the festivities.

Nicole looked lovely, even though she doesn’t quite strike me as a BAPE girl!

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Apr 17 2008

Double Dates For Ashlee, Nicole and Their Mens!

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Newly engaged and possible parents-to-be, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, had dinner  at Virgil’s BBQ in Midtown Manhattan last night with new parents, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.

This comes after Ashlee TRL appearance, were she answered a question about her possible pregnancy as “inappropiate.”

Famous people are so fucking stuck on themselves. Just say you’re pregnant and get it over with. Then on top of this, the two couples left the restaurant separately so no one could get a picture of them together. My gosh. Is it that fucking serious?

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Mar 31 2008

Heidi Is The Most Stylish Celeb Designer!!!

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Laugh the fuck out loud! The results of a new Us Weekly poll has named Heidi Montag the most stylish celebrity designer. Yeah, she has a clothing line called Heidiwood. LAME!

Heidi came in #1 with 486,289 votes (54%). Also on the list were Lauren Conrad at #2 with 373,236 votes (42%), in third was Nicole Richie with 3% of the vote, and Ashlee Simpson was in dead last with less than 1%.

Why is Us Weekly kissing this bitches ass? I think all of the 486,289 who voted for fake ass as best celebrity designer should have their pictures posted online like sex offenders. Because THAT is ridiculous!


Mar 06 2008

Nicole Richie - Titties Are Slutty!

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New mom Nicole Richie still has those body image issues. Nicole went to OK! Magazine and bitched and moaned and cried and bitched and moaned and bitched about her hot new breast and how she thinks they’re slutty!

“I am bustier now and I really don’t like it. It doesn’t really fit with my wardrobe, it’s not who I am. I am not someone who is used to wearing a bra or having to wear a bra. I really don’t like it,” she said.

Maybe she should get used to wearing a bra!

Our girl Nic then went on to say, “I like wearing vintage hippy see-through shirts that aren’t slutty on me because there is nothing to look at. Now I have boobs so I can’t really wear it because it sends out a different message.”

I guess we can look forward to seeing new pictures of Nicole in the near future, weighing a whole six pounds. GROSS!


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Mar 04 2008

Battle Of The Baby Covers

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The results are in and once again Christina Aguilera has been outsold. Nicole Richie’s cover of People magazine is on the track to sale 1.8 million copies, thats around half a million more copies than Chrissie’s cover!

So the excuses have begun. These damn Christina fans do no accept that no one cares about her!

One magazine insider said part of it could come down to the moms’ fan bases. “Christina historically doesnt do well on covers,” said the source, who cites poor sales of her wedding photo issue in OK!, and less-than-stellar sales of her nude photo shoot in the January 2008 Marie Claire.

That might be true, but Nicole Richie doesn’t seem like an obvious home run on the cover, either. “There’s also a greater element of curiosity with Nicole,” the source conceded. “She’s gone public about being a heroin addict. Her boyfriend is covered in tattoos. By default, she’s got the more interesting baby. People want to see how she settles down. They want to see what kind of baby someone with her background has.”

Blah blah… Nicole won. Christina lost. Christina’s this “huge international super pop star.” Nicole was on the Simple Life. Christina just isn’t interesting. She’s always been #2. First to Britney Spears and now to Nicole! HA!


Feb 27 2008

Baby Harlow Is In The Building

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So basically Nicole Richie’s little baby, Harlow Winter, is fucking cute! She looks just like her mom.

This issue of People Magazine hits stands Friday. I wonder if it’ll sale more than Christina. My guess is that it will…