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What A Loser.
Paris Hilton talks about her new MTV show about finding a new bestfriend on her MySpace blog. She even talks about taking her “friends” to Las Vegas and Japan and to meet her boyfriend, Benji Madden.
If you can make it through this entire letter, you get a cookie.
After reading it, I’ve decided that Paris Hilton is officially lame and a loser.
Hey everyone!
It’s been a little while since I last checked in. I’ve been so busy shooting my new show. It’s been quite the experience, these people are amazing! Everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way. We are having the best time, it’s been so much fun to meet such interesting characters. We’ve gone on some crazy adventures together. I even brought some of the contestants on trips with me to Japan and Las Vegas within the past 2 weeks. It’s been a blast! It’s so much fun to take your friends to places they’ve never been and show them experiences they’d never even think of. It’s quite a site and its going to be an amazing show and I’m so happy and thrilled with what’s happening everyday.
But not everything is all fun and games, they’ve been through some very brutal challenges ,so I give them major props!! I still can’t believe some of the things I’ve seen them do, quite shocking! But also very entertaining. And yes of course there’s drama sometimes, but that’s what happens when you stick a bunch of fun, crazy girls together in a house together. The only part I hate about the show is doing the eliminations, it is so hard for me. And it gets harder every time cause these past few weeks I’ve really became close with all of them and it’s hard to have to let them go. It’s actually very emotional, everyone is pretty upset every time we have to do one. But even though at the end of this I can only choose one of these people to be my best friend, I know in my heart that I’ve met some people on the show that I’ll be friends with for a lifetime. I love them all and I can’t wait for you all to see the madness!! But you’ll have to wait till September when it airs on MTV.
In my personal life, I am still very much in love and happy. He has been so supportive throughout the show, coming to visit me at set everyday. Life is good.
Check out Benji’s blog at www. GoodCharlotte. com He took some pictures of our fun lil trip to vegas this weekend with some of the potential BFF’s, it was such a fun weekend!! I hosted a party at Tao, it was a great night there. Some of the girls had never even been to Vegas before, so it was fun to show them vegas my way. They had the time of there lives. Also my friend Jeff Beacher threw us one of his infamous Beacher’s Madhouse After parties over at the Mirage Hotel Mansions. There were some pretty hilarious performances and I even got cut in half by a magician. Such a great weekend! Hope your all having a great summer.
Speak soon, love you all!!
Xoxo Paris :)
Wait. She’s Still Famous?
Former celebrity, Paris Hilton, soaked up the sun on her balcony while smoking a ciggie. My question is, what stalker paparazzi wasted their time and money to get this high up above her house to get this shot, because homegirl’s picture can’t be worth that much anymore.
It may be time to “leak” another sex tape…
Lames.
I forgot to mention (naturally) that Paris Hilton and Benji Madden celebrated Cinco de Mayo, of all things, with her sister, Nicky Hilton and her boyfriend David Katzenberg in Los Angeles a couple days ago.
LOL, Paris has fallen completely off the radar.
So In Love…
Paris Hilton and her rockstar boyfriend, Benji Madden, hit up the Ivy on Robertson Blvd today (Tuesday).
I don’t buy this relationship one bit. Would Paris be with him if Nicole Richie wasn’t with his twin brother, Joel?
Paris hung out with the queen of publicity stunts, Britney Spears, and this was all she could come up with? Paris is so 2004 at this point.
Paris Hiltons Got Jokes!
Paris Hilton must’ve drunk a gallon of “Hater Juice” before her interview on Las Vegas radio station, 98.5. When asked if she’d rather have Kim Kardashian’s ass or Jessica Simpson’s rack, she immediately started hated.
“It’s gross [Kardashian's ass]. It’s disgusting.” She then went on to say, “It reminds me of cottage cheese inside of a big trash bag.”
HATER! Kim Kardashian looks alot hotter than some damn Paris Hilton. Paris has a body like a 12 year old boy, her nose looks like a bird beak and let’s not forget that eye.
And how come everyone she used to be friends with hates her?
She should stop acting like her body type.
Poor Paris… No One Wants To Be That Bitches Friend
Looks like Paris Hilton is having a hard time finding new leeches to kiss her ass for her new show on MTV about her search to find a new bestfriend.
At a recent casting call only 40 people showed up and one of the “hopefuls” was overheard saying she wouldn’t be able to live in a house with Paris, because she’d be “annoying.”
So true, but why audition for this shit? I’d be scared as fuck to go to sleep for fear of waking up with random STDs, a wonk eye and a cock nose.
A Wee Bit Tranny?
Amateur porno chick, Paris Hilton, looks pretty trannylicious in a promo photo for her new film, Repo, which is expected to be released on August 8.
Homegirl just WILL NOT give it up!
Paris Hilton Eats DIRT!
Like oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Paris Hilton tripped and fell to the ground while in Prague this weekend.
Too bad the video doesn’t have the fall on it, but it does however have a dumbass speech from Benji Madden on it around 1:25. Don’t you hate it when guys try to play the role of the concerned boyfriend. You know that motherfucker wanted to burst out laughing too.
And the bruise isn’t even bad. But damn, now that I think about it, my face has never hit the ground when I’ve fell. Hahahahahaha!!!!! Bitch took a tumble!
Paris Brings Her Wonk Eye & Herpes to Africa!
How fucking staged is this? It looks like somebody was saying, “Ok little girl, lay on the slut’s lap and smile. Let her pet you with her man hands and then we’ll give you a piece of bread.”
Paris Hilton finally made it to Africa to get those photo-ops out the way. The orphans at the Jakaranda Kinderhuis children’s home in South Africa got the “opportunity” to do a meet and greet with the slut. She’s there with boyfriend, Benji Madden, while his band Good Charlotte is due to play in the My Coke Fest in Johannesburg Thursday. WTF? My Coke Fest? Wasn’t or isn’t Paris on Coke?
Paris apparently spent most of her time with the younger children, probably because the older ones were mad, because they didn’t want that bitch on campus.
Also, to anyone that cares… Paris’ official itinerary has leaked online. So if you want to count how many Good Charlotte concerts slut is going to, check it out:
TUESDAY March 18
TRAVEL - LAX to LondonWEDNESDAY March 19
TRAVEL - London to South AfricaFRIDAY March 21
Good Charlotte Concert (Johannesburg)SATURDAY March 22 - SUNDAY March 23
Safari (Cape Town)MONDAY March 24
Good Charlotte Concert (Cape Town)TUESDAY March 25
TRAVEL - South Africa to Germany (Munich)WEDNESDAY March 26
TRAVEL - Munich to IstanbulTHURSDAY March 27
Judging Miss Turkey 2008FRIDAY March 28
TRAVEL - Istanbul to Germany
Good Charlotte Concert (Saarbrucken)SATURDAY March 29
TRAVEL - Saarbrucken to Cologne
PA - Wetten Das (time TBA, via private jet)SUNDAY March 30
TRAVEL - Cologne to Prague
Good Charlotte Concert (Prague)
MONDAY March 31
TRAVEL - Prague to Budapest
Cock On A Stick?
Paris Hilton attended a press conferences for her upcoming MTV show, My New BFF. You know the one were she tries to find a new bestfriend, because bitch ain’t got no friends?
Also in attendance at the conference were her long time boyfriend, Joel Madden and her anorexic sister, Nicky Hilton.
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