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May 28 2008

OMG, Pete Is So Funny!

Who would walk around with Pete Wentz, looking a damn fool, while he wears a plate on his face? Meeee! And apparently his wife (wow, that felt wierd), Ashlee Wentz!

To get your ad on Pete’s face email jon@douchebag.com!

 


May 01 2008

Pete Hunts For Dinner.

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Ashlee Simpson’s fiancee and future baby daddy, Pete Wentz, had a feast of boogers while at an LA gas stattion.

Maybe picking your nose isn’t so bad after all…


Apr 17 2008

Double Dates For Ashlee, Nicole and Their Mens!

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Newly engaged and possible parents-to-be, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, had dinner  at Virgil’s BBQ in Midtown Manhattan last night with new parents, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.

This comes after Ashlee TRL appearance, were she answered a question about her possible pregnancy as “inappropiate.”

Famous people are so fucking stuck on themselves. Just say you’re pregnant and get it over with. Then on top of this, the two couples left the restaurant separately so no one could get a picture of them together. My gosh. Is it that fucking serious?

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Apr 16 2008

Ashlee Simpson IS Preggers

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Singer Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, because People Magazine said so! Ashlee and her new finance, Pete Wentz, have continuously denied it, but People published this story today:

Ashlee Simpson is pregnant and plans to get married next month at a private residence in Southern California, a source close to her family tells PEOPLE.

Simpson, 23, is engaged to Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, 28, who initially blasted pregnancy rumors as a “witch hunt.”

But on Tuesday, Simpson, sidestepped the rumors during an interview with MTV after taping TRL in New York, saying simply, “Some things you want to keep personal.”

And now the source tells PEOPLE that not only is Simpson pregnant, but that she’s planning to have her wedding in May at a friend’s house in La Jolla, Calif., north of San Diego.

And I’m choosing to believe it, because People never lies… and I’m not being sarcastic.


Apr 10 2008

Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Engaged!

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File this under boring ass couples who never have any drama, who I’m jealous of.

Looks like Ashlee Simpson’s new name will soon be “Ashlee Wentz,” now that she’s said “yes” to boyfriend, Pete Wentz’, marriage proposal last night.

“They are ecstatic and can’t wait to be man and wife,” a source told Us Weekly. “They will be getting married before the end of the year.”

So big ups to them. They make a hot couple. They’ve been ddating since 2006 and have not had any public drama, so congratulations!


Mar 16 2008

Is Travis McCoy Fingering Pete’s Ass?

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Gym Class Heroes lead singer, Travis McCoy and Fall Out Boy bassist, Pete Wentz, make this interesting pose while at the opening of DCMA in Los Angeles.


Feb 26 2008

Papa Joe… DRUNK & In Da Club!

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Papa Joe got his drank on at LAX nightclub in Las Vegas last weekend with daughter, Ashlee Simpson and her boyfriend, Pete Wentz. Something about this picture makes me feel like I just got molested and I need to head to the free clinic. I’m loving the shutter shades. Papa Joe is so hip.

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Feb 22 2008

New Hair Color = New Ashlee

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Ashlee Simpson and her rockstar boyfriend, Pete Wentz, were at the Underground in Chicago Thursday night. Ashlee was performing songs from her forthcoming album, Bittersweet World.

It looks like when she ditched the blonde hair, she ditched her style as well. She looked horrible in her purple pants and tennis shoes! Pete on the other hand was a different story.

I must admit that I’m kind of anxious for her album to come out.

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Jan 19 2008

Ashlee Flaunts Pete & Her New Red Do

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz hit up the Grove in Los Angeles. These guys are boring, but I cant believe theyre actually lasting. Papa Joe must really not have any control over this relationship.

Im not too much feeling the red hair! She should go back to black and get her fucked up nose back. I liked her way more before she became a create-a-face!