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Tabloid Wreck’s Dream Couple!!!
I was on a Lindsay Lohan fan site this morning, because yes I am a fan. I’m a sad story.
But, how cool would be if Lindsay Lohan and Zac Efron both became straight and dated! She’d definitely ruin his squeaky clean image. Lilo posed with Zefron backstage at the MTV Movie Awards last weekend.
Here’s more Lindsay, looking absolutely stupendous while out in Hollywood last night. She’d look hotter if she’d dumped that she-man, Samantha Ronson and get her a hot girlfriend.
That Dog Looks Irritated.
Hayden Christensen poses with a puppy that looks pissed the fuck off on the cover of GQ Style-Italy.
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Gay For Pay.
Page Six is reporting that OK! Magazine has offered Lindsay Lohan $1 million to come out as being lesbian and to talk about her relationship with Samantha Ronson.
Will she do it? My bet is yes, because bitch obviously needs the tokens. Her income from Mean Girls can only go so far and I’m sure her trips to rehab get kind of costly.
A source was even quoted as saying, “Lindsay really wants this to happen and she needs the money.”
Like Duh.
Another Day For LiLo and the Missus
Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, ran some errands around LA on Friday. What a hectic life.
I like how Sam is just standing in the back watching all the madness go down, because you know she called all the paps and is most likely getting a cut of their earnings. I wonder how much of a cut though? Judging from those rags she wears on daily basis, she must not be getting broke off very much.
Lindsay’s Dad Confirms Lindsay Morgan Lohan Is GAY. HOMO. LESBIAN. RAINBOW FLAGGIN’ & P-RUBBIN’.
Having spent 2 years in the penn, you’d think Lindsay Lohan’s dad, Michael , would be more welcoming to same-sex relationships. Saying to Us Weekly that his daughter’s relationship with uber-lesbian Samantha Ronson is "evident to anyone with a half brain."
And in typical Michael fashion, not knowing when to stop, he then went on to say, “Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.”
I’m just waiting on him to release the book, "How I Dealt With Having A Gay Child." You Know its coming. Anyway for him to cash in on little ol’ Lilo.
What The Hell?? This Isn’t The Big Gay Al I Know…
This vintage picture of Star Jones’ ex husband, Al Reynolds, has been making its rounds on the internet today and I am completely flabbergasted. I didn’t know Al had it in him! I’ll never see him the same again. This is almost on an M. Pokora level…
I guess now that he’s divorced from Star he’s got to get back on the prowl and find a new dumb broad.
Kissy Faces! Chace’s Favorite Drunken Pose!
I came across these random drunk and gay pictures, some new and some old, of Gossip Girls star Chace Crawford. Homeboy has that Miley Cyrus kissy face down! I have the toughest time ever believing that this guy is straight, especially since he’s always hanging out with JC Chasez, who’s under investigation himself.
But whatever, drunken pictures with your best bitches are the best. No one knows how many of these I have.
Did Lindsay Just Come Out Of The Closet?!
OMG! Did Lindsay Lohan just come out of the closet?!
At a party on P. Diddy’s yacht in France, Lilo was all over girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. Awe, this makes us smile, they’re in love. I still wonder to myself, “whyyy this girl???” But they both look really happy, so maybe Samantha is a beautiful person on the inside… But its still the outside that matter most, right? I kid, I kid!
When No One Wants To Bang You…
You “do” yourself.
Fame whore Chris Crocker added this new video himself making out with… well himself. He even brags about the spots of dried up slob all over the mirror. Sounds like sanitations!
He also says he won’t post another YouTube video until this one gets one million hits.
I will not post another video until this [the one of me kissing the mirror] one has reached one million hits.
Why? Because my haters have flagged my video to control the popularity of my video, well I am going on strike until this video reaches one million hits. Not because I’m petty, but because I am going to prove to them that just because my video is flagged doesn’t mean it won’t be viral.
I hope this helps Chrissy Queer, because I need him to keeping making this videos so I can continue to feel good about myself.
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