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Gay For Pay.
Page Six is reporting that OK! Magazine has offered Lindsay Lohan $1 million to come out as being lesbian and to talk about her relationship with Samantha Ronson.
Will she do it? My bet is yes, because bitch obviously needs the tokens. Her income from Mean Girls can only go so far and I’m sure her trips to rehab get kind of costly.
A source was even quoted as saying, “Lindsay really wants this to happen and she needs the money.”
Like Duh.
Did Lindsay Just Come Out Of The Closet?!
OMG! Did Lindsay Lohan just come out of the closet?!
At a party on P. Diddy’s yacht in France, Lilo was all over girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. Awe, this makes us smile, they’re in love. I still wonder to myself, “whyyy this girl???” But they both look really happy, so maybe Samantha is a beautiful person on the inside… But its still the outside that matter most, right? I kid, I kid!
Lindsay Shops With The Missus… Or Should We Say “Friend?”
Lindsay Lohan was on Melrose with her girlfriend or whatever. Lilo should definitely look into finding a new chick, because Samantha Ronson is a trashy mess.
On a lighter note… Lilo looks hot! I like how whenever they say she got her hair done, all that means is the beautician changed where the part is.
Hickeys On The Neck? Classy…
Lindsay Lohan’s “friend,” Samantha Ronson sported a tacky and nasty looking hickey on her neck while out in Paris. I wonder who did this to her?? I think we all know who. Lesbians like it raw!
Hickey’s are so senior anyway! I remember in middle school how all the girls who would come to class late with hickeys all over them, would be pregnant by the end of the year and their boyfriends would always be in some legal drama. I miss the 7th grade…
Lindsay & The Missus Pamper Themselves.
Lindsay Lohan and her alleged girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, were all over LA yesterday getting peddies and mannies and shopping at Fred Segals on Melrose. Good to see her and her chick are still going strong. Samantha must have some good vajayjay. Gross…
Lilo Is Not Having It!
Former actress, Lindsay Lohan, is not taking any shit from any other bitches trying to get her DJ girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. While the pair were partying at the Beatrice Inn in New York, Ashley Olsen came over to talk to Samantha, thats when Lindsay went off.
“Get your 15-year-old Full House ass away from my girlfriend,” a source says Lindsay shouted to Ashley.
The following night at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone, Lilo was said to have been upset with Sammantha for “ignoring her.” A source told Page Six, “Samantha was really focused on her work and didn’t leave the booth for anything.”
We Heart Lindsay!
Lindsay Lohan stopped at Joan’s On 3rd in Los Angeles on Saturday, with girlfriend, I mean “best friend,” Samantha Ronson.
I wonder why Lindsay is dating this bitch, I mean “befriending” that bitch. I was at the Hyde Lounge a couple of months ago and Samantha was there. All she did the entire time was talk to the paparazzi about Lindsay, her drama and who’s being fired in her camp. It’s like Lindsay is the reason for her very existence. Well, she probably is.
And on top of that, I’m sure Lilo can get girls alot hotter than that.
Wait! Oh my gosh! Is that a beer on the table? I’ll give her the benefit of a doubt and just tell myself its root beer, because I will not be able to go on with my day knowing that Lindsay was drinking!
Say No Mary-Kate!
With Lindsay Lohan getting appearing to get her life back on track, her rumored ex-girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, is on the prowl. Samantha hung out with Mary-Kate Olsen at the MySpace Nights party at TAO. Yes, the same party everyones!
MK better run while she can, Samantha is the enabler of enablers. Shell have MK so fucked up in no time!
