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Jun 12 2008

Cracksicles Anyone?



Dope fiend Amy Crackhouse passed out popsicles to some kids outside her home in London on Wednesday.

Something about that sounds like sanitations! And I would NOT let my kids eat that shit.


Jun 04 2008

Tasty!

Looks like King Latifah sanitized the sunny beaches of Miami on Monday.


May 29 2008

Want To Buy Shia LaBeouf’s Dirty Draws?

Uh-oh… I think I see a shit stain!

Someone’s selling the “costume” worn by Shia LaBeouf in the movie, A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints. The current bid is $400, with six bidders bidding. Gross! So if you’re interested in owning a piece of sanitations click here.

This costume was worn by Shia in the film, “A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints”.

You receive, a pair of grey sweatpants, a pair of white breifs and ankle socks. Each items is tagged “YD” (meaning: the character Young Dito as played by Shia in the film)!

This item comes with a letter of authenticity from First Look Media and an explanation of it’s donation to Actor’s Equity! It is noted by First Look that this item is “one of a kind” …and indeed it is!

I only accept PayPal only. You must pay within 3 days of auction ending.I reserve the right to refuse sale to any bidders with hidden or negative feedback! You must be a serious bidder with positive feedback only.


May 27 2008

Amy Crackhouse Wears Diapers!

Ew, looks like all the crack has given Amy Winehouse a weak bladder.

Homegirl was photographed wearing a diaper under her dress.

Click here to see this major health alert.


May 26 2008

Vile, Loathsome and Repulsive

Look who popped up at Kim Kardashian’s white party this weekend!

Its Lindsay Lohan’s dad, Michael! Looking and acting absolutely foul! He had the nerve to touch Kim’s face, but like a lady she maintained her composure and kept her cool. Hopefully, she washed her face and had him kick out after that, because that shit is sanitations.


May 13 2008

Hickeys On The Neck? Classy…

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Lindsay Lohan’s “friend,” Samantha Ronson sported a tacky and nasty looking hickey on her neck while out in Paris. I wonder who did this to her??  I think we all know who. Lesbians like it raw!

Hickey’s are so senior anyway! I remember in middle school how all the girls who would come to class late with hickeys all over them, would be pregnant by the end of the year and their boyfriends would always be in some legal drama.  I miss the 7th grade…


May 13 2008

Somethings A Little Smelly…

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Failed solo artist Nicole Scherzinger put her smelly looking vajayjay on display this weekend while out at the Villa Lounge in West Hollywood.

There needs to be a training course to teach these whores how to properly enter and exit a vehicle.


May 07 2008

Absolutely DISGUSTING, REPULSIVE, & SICKENING.

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Dope fiend Amy Winehouse looked a hot ass mess as she waited for the pizza man outside of an England recording studio on Tuesday.

What is going on inside of these recording studios for her to be walking around like that?! Fucking for tracks? Crack for tracks? I would not eat one slice of pizza around that. That is definitely a health alert.


May 06 2008

Cottage Cheese… Hail Damage… Pock Marks… This Shit Is Gross.

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Failed actress Mischa Barton swore she looked hot on her balcony as she posed for the paparazzi, but she forgot to cover the major hail damage that was on her legs and booty.

That shit isn’t even really hail damage… that’s meteor damage! Can’t she afford to get that fixed? Well I take that back… I saw her last summer on the PCH and homegirl was driving a Ford Explorer with a big ass dent on the side. Does everything she own have dents on it?!

22-years-old with cellulite… damn shame.


May 02 2008

This Smells Like Sanitations…

Gary Coleman makes me feel extremely uncomfortable and now I feel the need to go take a whore bath. First he was selling his dirty sweats on eBay and now this!

Homeboy was on Divorce Court this week divorcing his now ex-wife, Shannon Price. He could have spared me the details about their sex life, but it seemed like the judge was getting off on that shit, because she kept asking and asking.

Check it out, but DO NOT watch this on a full stomach. TRUST.