Archive for the ‘SHOPPED-UP’ Category:
Ashton Graces Another Cover
Ashton Kutcher graces yet another magazine cover. This time for Details. He talks a bit about Demi Moore, but I’m still more lost after reading it.
“She was the first person who would call me on my shit. She didn’t need me. She straight up didn’t need me. She wanted me, but she didn’t need me, so she could put it on the line . . . I’ve literally just been voted the world’s most eligible bachelor and I’m like, ‘I’m going off the market. I’ve found the one.’ If I had thought about it I would have been like, ‘Nah, nah.’ But what can you do? When you’re in that deep, you can’t think.”
Click here to read the entire interview
Welcome To Heidiwood!
Fake ass Heidi Montag looks extra photoshopped in the ad for her clothing line, Heidiwood, which appears in the May issue of Lucky magazine.
Bunnies wearing big platinum dollar sign chains? Pink Lambos? An 80’s boombox? Bitch please…
Does This Bitch Have A Personal PhotoShop Artist?
The cover of Mariah Carey’s upcoming album, e=MC2, looks like her about 20 pounds ago. Whoever her photoshop artist is, he should get a raise and a reality show, because motherfucker is working overtime on this bitch.
This Isn’t The Ryan Seacrest I Used To Know!
Ryan Seacrest graces the cover of the April issue of Details Magazine. The Seacrest kind of talks about why he’s gay not in a relationship or whatever, so I guess he isn’t with the Olly girl?!
Ryan says, “I completely fell into a relationship, and I didn’t want to. I remember having conversations like ‘This is so weird for me, because I’m not supposed to be with anyone until I’ve achieved what I want to achieve.”
Whatever Ryan, you were fucking Clay Aiken and you know it! No, I hope not. Ryan could do alot better than Clay. Gross! Maybe like Wentworth Miller or someone…
Slutts Against Meat…
Porn star Jenna Jameson looks like Hooker Barbie in the new ads for PETA. I guess they couldn’t get any real celebrities, so they’re getting porn girls now.
Jenna needs to fire her photoshop artist for this shit, because he took the paint brush and ran with it. It… well she… looks like one of those dolls you see in a porn shop.
Mariah’s Shopped-Up Promo Pic!
Promo picture from Mariah Carey’s upcoming album, e=MC2. Was Mimi even present to take the picture?
