Archive for the ‘SLUTTS!’ Category:
Whores Know How To Party!!!
Girls Next Door star Kendra Wilkinson celebrated her 23rd birthday at Crobar on Friday.
Dammit. That bottle of Patron is calling my name, but I can’t give in… I can’t drink off that slut. I dont want to get Hugh Hefner’s jitter on my lips. Fuck that.
Kendra looked hot though, and she swallowed that cupcake like a pro!
We’re Freaked Out Too
20-year-old Brooke Hogan does not approve of her 48-year-old mom, Linda , banging 19-year old Charlie Hill.
Brooke went to eat to E! News to talk shit.
"I’m totally freaked out."
"I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support."
"I went to school with him. He was a grade under me…Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us [in school]."
How crazy is that? So when Linda was picking Brooke and Nick Hogan up from school, bitch checking out the meat market !
Well, Charlie looks all of 35… 40?
Speaking Of Sluts & Whores…
The sluts from the Girls Next Door, Bridget, Holly and Kendra, appear on the cover of Guitar magazine. I feel sorry for those guitars, because hanging out between those girls legs is a risk. I’d head right over to the free clinic after that shoot.
Anyways, that each got there own cover, so here’s more morning sluttiness to lay you over…
Is This The Cover Of Some Porno?
I must admit that resident Danity Kane slut, Aubrey O’Day, looks pretty good in J’Dore magazine, but where the hell are the other girls? Aubrey’s not the baddest looking chick in the group, just the sluttiest. What message does this portray to little girls? Be the classy girl in the group of friends and you’ll be left behind, but be the slut and you’ll get all the attention and magazine covers?
But here’s some weekend sluttiness to get you through your day.
She F*cked With Terrell Owens?!
WTF? How the hell do all these sluts and whores get all the guys with money?! I guess that question kind of answers itself.
New to me atleast, but Candace “Black” Cabrera from Flavor of Love 3 used to bang Dallas (w00t! w00t!) Cowboys player, Terrell Owens!
Shocker to me, but she’s hot. Buuuut I have to post this picture, because homegirl is wrong! She was trying wayyy too hard to look black here:
Click here to see tons of hot pictures of her.
Shay From VH1’s Charm School Has A Sex Tape!
Yes sir, there is a tape of Shay “Buckeey” Johnson from VH1’s Flavor of Love 2 and Charming School blowing whistle! How charming…
Click here to download it. PLEASE, do not download this if you are at work or not in a porn-ok location!
Family Day Out…
Spice Girl Mel B had a family day out with Eddie Murphy’s baby, Angel Iris, and her husband Harry Belafonte.
Not with the fam was Mel’s first child, Phoenix Chi. She’s probably out with her dad, Jimmy Gulzar. You know he does not play that shit.
Harry must feel like #9485094 in Mel’s life. So many men… so many kids. Well its only two and two, but over exaggeration is so much fun.
A Step Up From Bret…
Remember Daisy from Rock of Love 2? She’s the one who got her ass beat by Heather.
Well now homegirl is banging rocker Dave Navarro, which is totally a major upgrade from that mess Bret Michaels, but she needs to kill it with the rocker dudes, because they tend to look a little trashy. But, on the other hand she looks trashy as well, so I guess that evens things out.
Somebody Tell Denise MFin’ Richards To STFU!
Slut, golddigger and husband stealer, Denise Richards, had told Larry King that she only did a reality show, because she needed the cash to support her daughters, however a friend close to Charlie Sheen told Page Six that Denise is a MFin’ lie.
“Denise gets $52,000 a month tax-free in child support. Most people in America can figure out how to live on that, but Denise can’t?” then friend said.
Denise also received $60,000 a month for two years in alimony from Charlie. She even gets money from Charlie’s show, “Two And A Half Men” and she’s expected to make up to $25,000,000 from her reality show.
Wow, sounds like the typical golddigger…
Eff Being Miley! She’s Just Being Slutty At This Point.
Miley Cyrus gets suggestive for the fifteen-billionth time in these new photos leaked from her MySpace. She sure likes to show off that tummy of hers and it isn’t toned. It actually looks kind of smelly.
