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So Real. So In Love.
I love these two! How can you not look at that picture without laughing? Champagne on the beach, making out on the rocks. Hmm… sounds like a scene from a movie. And with Heidi Montag ’s arm around Spencer Pratt’s neck makes everything even more dramatic! But why is he sucking in his stomach?!
Heidi and Spence spent this intimate and "real" moment on the beach in Mexico earlier this week.
Happy Mother’s Day From Fake Asses!!!
Fake asses Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt met up with Heidi’s mom, Darlene, in a Beverly Hills park Sunday afternoon to give her gifts for Mother’s Day. And in typical Heidi-Spence fashion they had all their props in hand and posed for the paparazzo they called like they were on a Hallmark card.
Afterwards the fake pair took Heidi’s mom to a Beverly Hills hotel for lunch.
Psh, I bet a hundred bucks after the paparazo left Heidi sent her mom back to Colorado… immediately.
Fake Asses Do D.C.!
Always posing!
Fake asses and Tabloid Wreck royalty, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, hit up Washington, DC this weekend for the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner.
While in the nation’s capital they fed the ducks at the Reflecting Pool, visited the Lincoln Memorial, as well as the White House and made plenty of time to show some PDA for the photographer they brought along.
You got of love those two fake ass bitches! It looks like Spencer may have also lightened his hair. How Lance Bass of him…
Spencer Wants His OWN Show.
Our girl, Heidi Montag, is trying to get her own show with her man, Spencer Pratt. Page Six is reporting that Spencer was overheard pitching the idea to MTV at the Kobe Club in New York. Spencer wants it to be a “Newlyweds” type of show, were cameras follow them around as they prepare for marriage. Sounds… Interesting… NOT.
“Spencer was sayin, ‘I want the world to see the real Heidi and Spencer,” says a source.
Yeah, because you guys are so fucking important.
Apparently MTV is really interested in the idea, but MTV is interested in a reality show about anyone. Spencer also was said to be emphasizing that it be just him and Heidi, so no Lauren or any of those bitches.
I’m pretty sure if this show comes out, I’d be the only one watching it.
WTF! Heidi And Spencer Get That Much Pap Love?!
So, today is not a good day. I came across this video of my favorite fake asses, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, coming back from Cabo San Lucas, at LAX. They were greeted with an army of paparazzi. I’m talking Britney Spears level.
I am shocked at how much pap love they got! I mean, Heidi and Spencer belong to me! No one else can like them but me! I swear, if I were there I’d throw a temper tantrum.
“Get back! Heidi and Spence are mine!” Then I’d start plugging and screaming “TabloidWreck.com” into everyone’s camera. Jerel W style.
Well here’s your daily fakeness. Enjoy!
I LOVE The New Song By Fake Ass Heidi Montag!
Fake Ass Heidi Montag released a new song called, “No More” and I absolutely love it! She said the song was written during a really tough time in her life and that was during her break up with Spencer Pratt. I hope they never break up, because they need each other and I need my daily fake assness.
Also in fake ass news: They both were on Ryan Seacrest’s morning radio show and Spencer said he is a virgin. Totally believable. He cant fuck Heidi, because she’s a Barbie and what other girl would give it up to him. Poor Guy.
Calf Implants & Fake Marriages… The Life Of A Phoney Ass Couple.
Spencer Pratt brushed off rumors to US Weekly of claims that he’ll soon be undergoing surgery to get calf implants.
“It’s so incredibly not true,” he tells the magazine.
He might as well go ahead and get them. His girlfriend, Heidi Montag, is fake from head to toe. They might as well become the fake and phoney ass couple…. literally.
Anyway, here’s the fake couple at Kitson on Robertson Boulevard. And if you dont know… Robertson Blvd is were ALL the paparazzi in Los Angeles hangout and its were all the d-list celebrities go to get “candid” pictures of them taken to get into magazines.
Notice how Spencer is holding the “marriage survival kit” to make sure the cameras get it! This couple is so fake!
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Heidi & Spence Planning To Release A Videogame
Just when most thought that fake couple, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, had run out of options after releasing the suckiest song and video of the year, they’ve got more in store. A video game!
“We’re definitely developing the Heidi and Spencer video game,” Pratt told Us Weekly last week at video game giant Electronic Arts’ Burnout Paradise pre-Valentine’s Day lounge in L.A
Pratt then went on to say, “You can definitely play as us or you can play against us, you can even torture me.”
Sounds kinky. When will these people ever stop?! In the meantime where can I preorder this game? They are so fake, but I love Heidi! I also came across this “pop-up video” for “Higher.”
The Couple That Fakes It Together Stays Together
Fake asses, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, hosted the Rockwood Party in Toronto, Canada Saturday night. Why anyone would pay these kids to host anything, is beyond me. And is she trying to dance in one of these pictures? SIT DOWN, drink your Red Bull and take pictures with Spencer. Thats all your good at.
Although I kind of like Heidi! Shes such a fake ass bitch! Spencer on the other had is kind of annoying. He’s kind of just there and he’s not even good looking.
