Archive for the ‘THE ELDERLY’ Category:
How Mean.
Five-hundred year-old Joan Rivers pokes fun at Britney Spears’ infamous emotional breakdown on the TV Land Awards, which are set to air June 15th.
Bitch looks hot. She needs to get the tattoo! She’s missing the tattoo! Remember afterwards Britney got the tattoo? OK, maybe I’m getting a little too excited.
In Britney news…
Word on the street is that homegirl is cooking up a new album, expected to be released later this year.
A reliable source informed me that the tentative release date is December 9, 2008 with the first single scheduled to impact radio in early October. He also informed me that Jive wants to release two singles before the new album.
And another source had this to say:
I have a contact who works at Sony/BMG Canada in their headquarters in Toronto.
He gave me the same information and a little extra information. He is the Events/Promotions Manager. He got this information in an email sent from Sony/BMG headquarters.
I hope this is true! I need more trainwreck music in my life!
Here’s the tattoo part I was talking about… and I wish someone would’ve told the guy who kept saying, “Oh my God, she’s completely bald,” to shut the fuck up.
Getting Really Old… Like Really Senior At This Point.
Madonna got back to her old tricks while performing in Paris last night. She kissed some random bitch on stage… so senior! Maybe it would have been cool like 5 years ago, but 2008 is all about making out with animals. It would’ve been a tad more interesting and little more advanced if she would’ve made out with Michael Jackson’s monkey, Bubbles… is that think still alive? Anyways, you know what I mean.
Barbara Walters! You MF’in Slut!
Don’t forget to Tivo Tuesday’s episode of the Oprah Winfrey Show! Barbara Walters will be on there talking about how she’s a slut and how she also had an affair back in the 70’s with Senator Edward Brooke, a married man. I always knew she was a slut.
[Senator Edward Brooke] A moderate Republican from Massachusetts who took office in 1967, Brooke was the first African-American to be popularly elected to the Senate. Both he and Walters knew that public knowledge of their affair could have ruined his career as well as hers, Walters says.
Ederly People Are So Cool!
Madonna and Justin Timberlake threw a free surprise concert Wednesday night at a New York City nightclub.
During her 32-minute show she downed a bottle of something and basically molested JT. Get it granny!
Madonna’s new album, Hard Candy, went on sale Tuesday.
Elizabeth Taylor Goes to The Abbey
Noooooooooooooooo
Elderly actress Elizabeth Taylor, accompanied by her bitch, Daisy, hit up gay hotspot, the Abbey, for drinks Wednesday. Daisy clearly looks she had one too many wines, E-Lizzie however still looks like her hot self and all the queers there were probably jealous of that bitch.
