Archive for the ‘the UK’ Category:
Would This Be Considered Sexy?
Our girl Katie Price was in London on Tuesday striking lame “sexy” poses for the launch of Lingerie Range by Panache.
Something about this is really weird. Its looks almost like she tried on her bra and panties in the dressing room, then walked out to strike these random poses.
Notice how Katie keeps the fat bitches around her! I love Katie! You gotta surround yourself by weeds, so you can look like a rose.
Prince Harry Will Be Returning
Prince Harry will be returning home to England reports People. Harry had been in Afghanistan since December and the British Army had made an agreement with the media to shut the fuck up, but news leaked yesterday and Harry is having to bring his ass back home. The Ministry of Defense issued this statement:
“Following a detailed assessment of the risks by the operational chain of command, the decision has been taken … to withdraw Prince Harry from Afghanistan immediately. This decision has been taken primarily on the basis that the worldwide media coverage of Prince Harry in Afghanistan could impact on the security of those who are deployed there, as well as the risks to him as an individual soldier.”
Harry was supposed to be in Afghanistan fighting the Taliban until April… The Taliban still exist? Fuck the war, he should come to Hollywood and get faded every night.
One Too Many Wines?
Kelly Osbourne and Kate Moss looked coked the fuck out intoxicated as they left a London nightclub at 3am on Thursday.
Isn’t Katey Kate too old for this shit and why the hell is she kicking it with Kelly? Someone needs to grow the fuck up… fast! Jesus, please take the wheel as this point…
Katie & Petes Lame, But Hot Night Out
Pete Andre celebrated his 35th birthday Wednesday night with wife, Katie Price. I don’t know, I just want Jordan to return, Katie is so boring! And Peter needs to resurrect the over gelled hair. And were the fuck is the little boy, Harvey?!
Prince Harry Headed To The Front Lines
The Sun is reporting that Prince Harry is fighting with British forces against the Taliban in Afghanistan. Doesn’t that sound steamy? Harry has been there since December on a secret mission and the UK media had agreed to keep the mission quiet to prevent the Taliban from seeking out the prince. The media agreed to only publish the story when Harry was safely back home. The agreement was terminated after the Drudge Report published the news today.
He had planned to tour Iraq last year, but that was cancelled due to security fears.
The HBIC of the British Army issued this statement:
“I am very disappointed that foreign websites have decided to run this story without consulting us. This is in stark contrast to the highly responsible attitude that the whole of the UK print and broadcast media, along with a small number of overseas, who have entered into an understanding with us over the coverage of Prince Harry on operations. After a lengthy period of discussion between the MoD and the editors of regional, national and international media, the editors took the commendable attitude to restrain their coverage.“
Blah blah blah, whatever… Anyways I found these picture of the prince at a party shirtless, drunk, snorting vodka, kissing men’s nipples… ya know, the same stuff I do at parties.
