Archive for the ‘TRAINWRECKS’ Category:
Gushing Blood. Open Wounds. The Life Of A Dope Fiend.
Dope fiend Amy Winehouse sported bloody knees while out in London.
I wonder what caused this bloody look? Blowing whistle on concrete? Getting shanked by a crack midget? Either way, Amy is extremely gutter.
No, She Is Not!
Dope fiend, Amy Winehouse, downs what appears to be a shot of something alcoholic, while holding someone’s baby. Child Protective Services needs to go ahead and scoop up that kid!
Is Lil Wayne Losing His Mind? …Seriously.
Suspect DL brotha Lil Wayne performed during BET’s Spring Bling 2008 and something just ain’t right. He was trying to play the guitar and failed miserably! He hit an entire two chords throughout the entire song and he looked like he was on some shit.
Wayne. Please make sure you practice a little more on your guitar before you get on TV looking a damn fool. And sobriety would be pretty cool too…
Britney Files Restraining Order Against Paparrazo Boyfriend!
Bipolar former pop queen, Britney Spears, allegedly has filed a restraining order against her now former paparazzo boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib. X17Online is reporting that after Britney invited a group of their paparazzi into her home for a party, she dance around to the music of fellow trainwreck, Amy Winehouse. Sam Lufti later pulled out a paper showing the paparazzi the restraining order against Ghalib. But why? Apparently Britney was upset to find out that she was being set up by Ghalib and having photos of her sold by his agency.
What kind of dumbass doesnt expect to be set up when theyre dating a paparazzi?! Britney needs to pull it together, but sadly I think shes fallen too deep into the deep end and no one can save her.
LiLo Taking A Class With Dead People
After all the shit she did last summer, Lindsay Lohan is finally having to deal with the consequences. Granted her “consequences” arent really consequences, she still has to be sober while doing them!
This June, Lohan will be taking a short class at a morgue as part of her punishment, her lawyer said on Friday. She already served an hour and a half in jail, as well as completed 80 hours of community service at the Red Cross.
Does this mean we get to see pictures of her making out with some hot dead guy soon? You know LiLo cant resist! Two legs and a penis is enough!
Britney Isnt Losing Movie Role After All
Troubled star, Britney Spears, has not lost her role in an upcoming film, Memoirs of a Medicated Child, according to the films director, Tommy Parker.
Parker told New York gossip column Page Six, “The rumours of Britney Spears not starring in the movie are false. We still are in negotiations and the possibility of Britney still being in the movie remains the same.”
Rumors had been running rapid that the popwreck had been replaced by Canadian actress, Samantha Falk. Parker went on to say, “Samantha has been cast in the movie, but her involvement in the film does not affect the part we would like Britney to play.”
However, Falk was singing a different tune, she wants OUT. She says, “After reading some of the articles and interviews, I would like to say officially at this point that I am removing myself from all dealings with this film/project. I do not appreciate being misled by Tommy Parker in this manner. “
Britney ought to just forfeit her career like she forfeited her kids, her family, her fans and everything else. And that “orange juice” of hers is so spiked with vodka.
Here is Britney doing some shopping at Kitson at 1:30AM the other night, because shes soooo normal and shes soooo not the new Michael Jackson.
Amy Crackhouse Makes It Look Like Blondes Have It Tough
Amy Crackhouse paid a visit to the courthouse to show support for her husband Blake Fielder-Civil. It is said that throughout the trial Amy continuously blowed kisses to Blake, while he mouthed things back like, “I love you” and “Are you ok,” to which Amy would nod “yes.”
What is really going on with this chick. Homegirl has blood splashed all over the back of her pants. Did she walk off in there and shank a cop? Amy is so hood! She makes crack, bloody clothes, and missing teeth looks so gangster!
