Archive for the ‘Tyra Banks’ Category:
Tyra Has An Hour Glass Body? Not…
Tyra Banks is on the cover of the New York Times magazine looking like a little kid drew a woman’s body with a black sharpie and pasted Tyra’s face on it. Damn shame. Damn shame.
Maybe He Should Just Come Out…
Singer turned Broadway star, Clay Aiken, gives talk show host, Tyra Banks, a big hug. I wonder what they talked about. Boys? Whore baths?
Clay is starting to look more and more queer these days. I didn’t think that was possible either, but obviously it is. He should just come out, but nobody wants him. The gays don’t want him and neither do the straights… well, the big girls still do, also known as the Claymates.
Get it Clay! Hey girl hey!
Tyra Banks Has A Stalker!!!!
Haha! Tabloid Wreck’s favorite crazy person, Tyra Banks, has a stalker and homeboy is not playing with her ass. He’s been showing up at show tapings with clippings of her from magazines and following her to restaurants. I bet Tyra is OVERLY freaking out and I also bet we can expect a new Tyra Show episode about stalkers. I came across this article about him on WENN:
Brady Green, 37, has allegedly been hounding Banks for months, sending her letters and leaving her phone messages since early January. The Dublin, Georgia, native then began sending the talkshow beauty flowers and last Tuesday turned up at the N.Y. TV studio where she films The Tyra Banks Show asking to speak to the star in person. Authorities were alerted to Green’s unwanted presence and found him carrying a large bag packed full of magazine cuttings and notes about Banks. He was removed from the premises, but later returned and waited for Banks to emerge from a fast food restaurant across the street.
Police were called back to the scene and officers took Green into custody, charging him with stalking, harassment and criminal trespass. Green was hauled before a judge at Manhattan Criminal Court on Wednesday where he protested his innocence - and within minutes he was freed by Judge Anthony Ferrara, despite Green having prior run-ins with the law. Ferrara did issue an order of protection for Banks, but staff at the posh Chelsea, N.Y. studio are reportedly still anxious about Green’s return. A producer says, “There’s no security at this building. It’s very scary.”
PETA, Come Fuck Wit Me!
On the last episode of America’s Next Top model, Tyra Banks had those desperate slutts wear bras and panties made of meat.
She’s basically asking to have PETA bomb her ass. I hope they just mob the set of the next Tyra Show.
Tyra Knows What Its Like To Be Homeless
Last night on America’s Next Top Model the girls participated in a photo shoot with the homeless and were asked to portray their inner struggle while wearing fancy clothes. This is when Tyra Banks found the perfect opportunity to plug her talk show by saying,”This really comes close to my heart, because about a year ago on my talk show, The Tyra Banks Show, I was homeless for a day.”
She forgot to add that when taping was over for the 60 minute segment, she hopped in her BMW and headed home to her mansion. What a dumbass!
Two Nuisances Join Forces
The biggest nuisances in all of reality television, Ashton Kutcher and Tyra Banks, will be teaming up to produce a new reality show on ABC.
The show will showcase women competing in a beauty pageant, but of course there’s a twist. A twist that has been revealed yet!
Personally I think the beauty pageant contestants should get there asses punked into eating food and laying off of coke. Isn’t that all those bitches do? Speaking of Tyra… when is Top Model going off the air? That shits been going on for like 30 or 40 years…
