Posts Tagged ‘Tabloid Wreck’
What The Hell? Hayden Gets This Kind Of Pap Love?
Hayden Pantywhatever was at LAX yesterday and homegirl was getting major pap love! I don’t even remember what these sluts and whores are famous for anymore. These days if you star on one TV show, you get Princess Diana paparazzi coverage.
How’d I Forget? KIM KARDASHIAN READS TABLOIDWRECK.COM!
I bumped into my friend… lol… Well, I bumped into Kim Kardashian at LAX a few weeks back when I was headed to Texas. She was really nice and extremely beautiful. It was 3 o’clock in the morning and bitch still was on point. She wasn’t with Reggie Bush, but this was right before she was in Atlanta with him, so apparently she was headed out there to see him. I’ve seen her a few times before, once at a party hosted by Bobby Trendy last year, but I doubt she would remember me, so I didn’t bring it up.
And for the record… baby got back!
Gay For Pay.
Page Six is reporting that OK! Magazine has offered Lindsay Lohan $1 million to come out as being lesbian and to talk about her relationship with Samantha Ronson.
Will she do it? My bet is yes, because bitch obviously needs the tokens. Her income from Mean Girls can only go so far and I’m sure her trips to rehab get kind of costly.
A source was even quoted as saying, “Lindsay really wants this to happen and she needs the money.”
Like Duh.
Jamie Lynn’s Love Nest…
Jamie Lynn Spears just purchased this Kentwood, Louisiana house with her boyfriend and alleged baby daddy, Casey Alderidge.
Nice house, is all this legal?? It feels so wrong.
Shia Gets Classy… er!
Shia LaBeouf graces the July cover of Arena Magazine. Classy… And I’m not being sarcastic this time!
Could He Be Anymore Vain & Self-Obsessed?
Whoever told this guy he was hot needs to be slapped.
Greg from MTV’s Real World Hollywood posted a video onto his YouTube, that displays random airbrushed pictures of himself, then at the end he dances around like a DL stripper at a sleezy gay bar for homo-thugs.
The hotness is easily overshadowed by his egotistic behavior.
Naughty Miley Covers Up
Amateur PG-13 pornography star Miley Cyrus hit up a Los Angeles pet store, looking a little different from what we’ve become accustomed to. Miley wasn’t showing her bra or a bare belly and Miley wasn’t seductively laying on some random dude! Congrats girl!
